Why can women not figure out what they want to eat?

[SmTx]

Heard it's because the last time a woman chose what to eat Adam ate the apple

[Pstraw]

Wife picks one main meal and I choose the next. Has been working for 39 years.

Also told her that she can call me whatever she wants as long as she calls me for supper.

Disagreements? Sure but making up is still fun!

[systemnt]

Me: Whats for dinner?
Wife: wont be home - make something for you and Tan
Me : <gets taco bell on way home from baseball practice>
Wife: you didnt get enough for me and your daughter?
Me: you didnt want anything
Wife: I didnt say that
Me: I could go out and get you something
Wife: ok
Hour later
Wife: did you get it?
Me: Get what?
Wife: you said you were going to get us something
Me: I never said that.

And thats when the fight started.....

[Clay.H]

If your location is indeed Andrews, TX, I think I'd be eating Buddys Drive in steak fingers for every meal, regardless of what the wife says

^^^I would agree with this. That place is good!

[Hank Hill]

Me: Whats for dinner?
Wife: wont be home - make something for you and Tan
Me : <gets taco bell on way home from baseball practice>
Wife: you didnt get enough for me and your daughter?
Me: you didnt want anything
Wife: I didnt say that
Me: I could go out and get you something
Wife: ok
Hour later
Wife: did you get it?
Me: Get what?
Wife: you said you were going to get us something
Me: I never said that.

And thats when the fight started.....

Some men just want to watch the world burn

[Dale Moser]

Worse than not being able to decide what to eat out is her not being able to decide what to cook at home. I hate it when she calls me about 5:00 and asks what I want for supper, when we're gonna eat at 6:30.

Her: What would you like for supper tonight?
Me: Whatever you cook, I'll eat.
Her: But what do you want?
Me: Hamburger Steak with onions and gravy.
Her: That doesn't sound good to me.
Me: Cabbage and sausage.
Her: I don't have any cabbage.
Me: Spaghetti
Her: The kids had that for lunch.
Me: Grilled Chicken, corn on the cob and roasted potatoes.
Her: No thawed chicken.
Me: Whataburger
Her: I'm eating healthy
Me: Steak and Eggs
Her: You've had steak for lunch 3 days this week.
Me: Salmon, sauteed spinach and corn
Her: You know I don't like salmon.
Me: Halibut, brussel sprouts and garlic mashed potatoes
Her: I don't want the house to smell like fish.
Me: Fried eggs, pan sausage, biscuits and gravy
Her: I can do that, but I'm just gonna eat cereal.
Me: Hey, now that we settled that, I'm trying to close this business deal and I need to know how you think I should negotiate it.
Her: How should I know? That's your job, just get it done.
Me: MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY
Her: You're an ***.
Me: I know. Love you.
Her: Love you too.
Me: Bye
Her: Bye. Stop on the way home and pick up some eggs and milk, please.
Me: Shoot me in the freaking face.
Her: Curtis Ray!!!!

I love my wife dearly, but that phone call irritates me worse than anyother thing she does.

I am a simpleton, she knows what I'll eat, she knows what I won't(almost nothing), she knows if I want something I'll stop and get it....AND I'LL PROBABLY COOK IT! If I stop, I buy her wine or beer, I don't ask her what kind, I just get it and I know she'll drink it. We have been living in the same house for almost 13 years.....there are no more secrets!

Yet this ****ing phone call 4 days out of 5.....WHY??

[KLWoodall]

They only want you guys to listen, not fix the problem.
And on the plus side, talking about what to eat is not as near fattening as actually eating it.

[Mudslinger]

I do 95% of all the cooking in my house and she knows that if she does not like what I cook, she can always take me out to eat!

[curtintex]

I love my wife dearly, but that phone call irritates me worse than anyother thing she does.

I am a simpleton, she knows what I'll eat, she knows what I won't(almost nothing), she knows if I want something I'll stop and get it....AND I'LL PROBABLY COOK IT! If I stop, I buy her wine or beer, I don't ask her what kind, I just get it and I know she'll drink it. We have been living in the same house for almost 13 years.....there are no more secrets!

Yet this ****ing phone call 4 days out of 5.....WHY??

Because they have that thing, that one thing, and it's undefeated. That's "why". If I had one I'd rule the **** world.

[curtintex]

They only want you guys to listen, not fix the problem.
And on the plus side, talking about what to eat is not as near fattening as actually eating it.

What the hell is that about anyhow? How can I know there is a problem and not try to fix it? Why would I sit and listen to a problem and not immediately be thinking of a solution? Women, as a group, are crazier than a bunch of penned up raccoons and I just don't understand them and likely never will.

[fox1]

What the hell is that about anyhow? How can I know there is a problem and not try to fix it? Why would I sit and listen to a problem and not immediately be thinking of a solution? Women, as a group, are crazier than a bunch of penned up raccoons and I just don't understand them and likely never will.

It's not about the nail!!!

[Jakesfish]

https://youtu.be/q9meD98ULKg

[dustoffer]

Seems to me this has all of the makings of a green screen classic!

[JakeGraves]

I always reply with Texas de Brazil. Now she asks what I want besides Texas de Brazil.

[Acameron52]

I always reply with Texas de Brazil. Now she asks what I want besides Texas de Brazil.

Smart man!

This is one upside to being single... I go eat anywhere or cook where ever I want. I'm cheap and don't like fast food so I do a lot of cooking at home, but it's still nice not having to ask any question!!