Why can women not figure out what they want to eat?

[topduarte]

Great stuff. LOL

[super_dave]

The shoe is on the opposite foot in my house. My husband can never decide where to eat but it isn't where I want to eat. I never have this issue when I cook. He eats everything I cook without asking what's for dinner.

Same thing with movies - he can't even narrow it down to a type - comedy, action, etc. but it is never the one I decide on.

Exactly

[Mayhem]

Worse than not being able to decide what to eat out is her not being able to decide what to cook at home. I hate it when she calls me about 5:00 and asks what I want for supper, when we're gonna eat at 6:30.



Her: What would you like for supper tonight?

Me: Whatever you cook, I'll eat.

Her: But what do you want?

Me: Hamburger Steak with onions and gravy.

Her: That doesn't sound good to me.

Me: Cabbage and sausage.

Her: I don't have any cabbage.

Me: Spaghetti

Her: The kids had that for lunch.

Me: Grilled Chicken, corn on the cob and roasted potatoes.

Her: No thawed chicken.

Me: Whataburger

Her: I'm eating healthy

Me: Steak and Eggs

Her: You've had steak for lunch 3 days this week.

Me: Salmon, sauteed spinach and corn

Her: You know I don't like salmon.

Me: Halibut, brussel sprouts and garlic mashed potatoes

Her: I don't want the house to smell like fish.

Me: Fried eggs, pan sausage, biscuits and gravy

Her: I can do that, but I'm just gonna eat cereal.

Me: Hey, now that we settled that, I'm trying to close this business deal and I need to know how you think I should negotiate it.

Her: How should I know? That's your job, just get it done.

Me: MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY

Her: You're an ***.

Me: I know. Love you.

Her: Love you too.

Me: Bye

Her: Bye. Stop on the way home and pick up some eggs and milk, please.

Me: Shoot me in the freaking face.

Her: Curtis Ray!!!!

Honestly how has she not stabbed you in your sleep yet??


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[curtintex]

Honestly how has she not stabbed you in your sleep yet??


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Probably can't decide which knife to use.

[sharkhunter]

Because back in the caveman days she ate what you killed there were no choices. Now with all the different places to eat it kind of confuses them. :-)

[Mayhem]

Probably can't decide which knife to use.

Jen is going to text you and ask if you can stop by the store and buy a knife on the way home.


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[RiverRat1]

The shoe is on the opposite foot in my house. My husband can never decide where to eat but it isn't where I want to eat. I never have this issue when I cook. He eats everything I cook without asking what's for dinner.

Same thing with movies - he can't even narrow it down to a type - comedy, action, etc. but it is never the one I decide on.

Just stay in the kitchen and your problems are solved

[Hank Hill]

probably can't decide which knife to use.

haha

[drbonner]

Worse than not being able to decide what to eat out is her not being able to decide what to cook at home. I hate it when she calls me about 5:00 and asks what I want for supper, when we're gonna eat at 6:30.

Her: What would you like for supper tonight?
Me: Whatever you cook, I'll eat.
Her: But what do you want?
Me: Hamburger Steak with onions and gravy.
Her: That doesn't sound good to me.
Me: Cabbage and sausage.
Her: I don't have any cabbage.
Me: Spaghetti
Her: The kids had that for lunch.
Me: Grilled Chicken, corn on the cob and roasted potatoes.
Her: No thawed chicken.
Me: Whataburger
Her: I'm eating healthy
Me: Steak and Eggs
Her: You've had steak for lunch 3 days this week.
Me: Salmon, sauteed spinach and corn
Her: You know I don't like salmon.
Me: Halibut, brussel sprouts and garlic mashed potatoes
Her: I don't want the house to smell like fish.
Me: Fried eggs, pan sausage, biscuits and gravy
Her: I can do that, but I'm just gonna eat cereal.
Me: Hey, now that we settled that, I'm trying to close this business deal and I need to know how you think I should negotiate it.
Her: How should I know? That's your job, just get it done.
Me: MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY
Her: You're an ***.
Me: I know. Love you.
Her: Love you too.
Me: Bye
Her: Bye. Stop on the way home and pick up some eggs and milk, please.
Me: Shoot me in the freaking face.
Her: Curtis Ray!!!!

We started doing a 10 day menu for this very reason.

[kornsqueezer]

Because back in the caveman days she ate what you killed there were no choices. Now with all the different places to eat it kind of confuses them. :-)

Make sense to me.

[Goldeneagle]

She's probably just so tired of your old *** that she's slowly poisoning you....with your beer.

Ya just gotta know how to train em.




That and don't ever let her see what you post on TBH.

[Mudslinger]

Mine does this but the best she has pulled was when we were going to Taos for a ski trip and I stopped at a Blake's Lotta Burger to get one of their green chile cheeseburgers and she poped out and said she did not want a hamburger, SO, being the gentleman I am I left and the only other option was a bowling alley that had a restaurant inside it so we go inside to eat. And what in the SAM HILL do you think she orders! A dadgum hamburger!!!!!! I just about lost it that night!

[SnJGuin]

Need more oxygen

[Jayt22]

When you figure that out please publish your findings and you will win the Nobel Prize!

Agreed!

[Mertzon Man]

when you figure that out please publish your findings and you will win the nobel prize!

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