Originally posted by curtintex
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Worse than not being able to decide what to eat out is her not being able to decide what to cook at home. I hate it when she calls me about 5:00 and asks what I want for supper, when we're gonna eat at 6:30.
Her: What would you like for supper tonight?
Me: Whatever you cook, I'll eat.
Her: But what do you want?
Me: Hamburger Steak with onions and gravy.
Her: That doesn't sound good to me.
Me: Cabbage and sausage.
Her: I don't have any cabbage.
Me: Spaghetti
Her: The kids had that for lunch.
Me: Grilled Chicken, corn on the cob and roasted potatoes.
Her: No thawed chicken.
Me: Whataburger
Her: I'm eating healthy
Me: Steak and Eggs
Her: You've had steak for lunch 3 days this week.
Me: Salmon, sauteed spinach and corn
Her: You know I don't like salmon.
Me: Halibut, brussel sprouts and garlic mashed potatoes
Her: I don't want the house to smell like fish.
Me: Fried eggs, pan sausage, biscuits and gravy
Her: I can do that, but I'm just gonna eat cereal.
Me: Hey, now that we settled that, I'm trying to close this business deal and I need to know how you think I should negotiate it.
Her: How should I know? That's your job, just get it done.
Me: MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY
Her: You're an ***.
Me: I know. Love you.
Her: Love you too.
Me: Bye
Her: Bye. Stop on the way home and pick up some eggs and milk, please.
Me: Shoot me in the freaking face.
Her: Curtis Ray!!!!
Her: What would you like for supper tonight?
Me: Whatever you cook, I'll eat.
Her: But what do you want?
Me: Hamburger Steak with onions and gravy.
Her: That doesn't sound good to me.
Me: Cabbage and sausage.
Her: I don't have any cabbage.
Me: Spaghetti
Her: The kids had that for lunch.
Me: Grilled Chicken, corn on the cob and roasted potatoes.
Her: No thawed chicken.
Me: Whataburger
Her: I'm eating healthy
Me: Steak and Eggs
Her: You've had steak for lunch 3 days this week.
Me: Salmon, sauteed spinach and corn
Her: You know I don't like salmon.
Me: Halibut, brussel sprouts and garlic mashed potatoes
Her: I don't want the house to smell like fish.
Me: Fried eggs, pan sausage, biscuits and gravy
Her: I can do that, but I'm just gonna eat cereal.
Me: Hey, now that we settled that, I'm trying to close this business deal and I need to know how you think I should negotiate it.
Her: How should I know? That's your job, just get it done.
Me: MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY
Her: You're an ***.
Me: I know. Love you.
Her: Love you too.
Me: Bye
Her: Bye. Stop on the way home and pick up some eggs and milk, please.
Me: Shoot me in the freaking face.
Her: Curtis Ray!!!!
This is my marriage. Some of the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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