POTTY HUMOUR: the darndest thing found in port O cans

[Puddle Duck]

We had a guy that worked for us that was claustrophobic. He went in the port -o john to take care of business not liking the accomendations. We got a forklift, blocked the door and lifted it about 4 feet of the ground. He peed himself pretty bad before we let him out.

[Black Ice]

Buddy's dad used to tell a story about a guy he worked with that was an annoying loud mouth punk that nobody liked. He said their crew finally had enough and when he went into the porta-john, they put a couple ratchet straps around the door, turned it on its side and rolled it down a hill!

Don't know if it was true or not but if it was, I wouldn't have wanted to be the guy to poo those straps open and let the guy out!!!!

I may actually shoot somebody over this.

[little john]

X2 ^^^

[Backwoods101]

In Colorado a man was found hiding in the tank of a porta potty at a yoga festival.

[chief262]

Was told this story--
Guy would hide an hour or so every day in the port a potty on a construction project. Co -workers ran a hose off a high pressure compressor down the vent stack and foamed around it for a good seal before work one day. After he had been in there a few minutes they hit with about 120 psi through a one inch hose. He said you couldn't actually tell if he opened the door or it blew open followed by him flying out encased in a geyser of a full tank of pee, poo and paper. The guy left cursing and screaming in his truck and was never seen again.

[Dale Moser]

When I installed fireplaces I had a "helper" who would spend most of at least one job a day in the blue room of doom. I parked the truck against the door one day while I installed 3 fireplaces in a house by myself (it payed better solo). He was definitely ready to get out when I moved the truck.

[Bowhunter4l1fe]

Was told this story--
Guy would hide an hour or so every day in the port a potty on a construction project. Co -workers ran a hose off a high pressure compressor down the vent stack and foamed around it for a good seal before work one day. After he had been in there a few minutes they hit with about 120 psi through a one inch hose. He said you couldn't actually tell if he opened the door or it blew open followed by him flying out encased in a geyser of a full tank of pee, poo and paper. The guy left cursing and screaming in his truck and was never seen again.

I saw this very thing in person at a refinery in La. I tell the story as the "Funniest thing I have ever seen" pretty regularly.

[tx07]

Please do not eat the blue mint.

[little john]

Grabbed the door handle broke off grabbed my bag strap broke off now im scared to take a pi**

[texasdeerhunter]

In a bathroom, on the side wall by the urinal, there was a small hole knocked in the Sheetrock. Above it said "worst glory hole. Ever"
Haha

[unionmade482]

If your hose is to small or your pump is to weak
step close to the bowl or youll pee on your feet

[unionmade482]

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[unionmade482]

Please stop putting your cigarette butts in the urinal
They become soggy and hard to light

[dirt dauber]

Here I sit broken hearted tried to sh*t but only farted.

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If thats all it takes to break your heart I hope you sh*t every time
you fart.

[PapaBear]

We were watching a Christmas parade this past Christmas and my wife leans over and says "Bobs plumbing...just in case Santa misses the chimney" as a plumbing business floated by.