POTTY HUMOUR: the darndest thing found in port O cans

[berettadave]

Funny you should say that!

While at the Hill Country Shootout traditional shoot a couple years ago, I awoke with the urge to take a leak. I stumbled over to the port-a-potty and opened the door. As I entered, I noticed a glow coming up from out of the blue water. I thought to myself, "Dang, I have never seen a porta can lit up like this. That is a dang good idea, so you son't miss in the dark!".

The next morning we were sitting around and one of the other people in camp was talking about how P.O.'ed her husband was going to be when he found out she had dropped his good flashlight in the blue lagoon! I started laughing and have been razzing her about that every time I see her since then!

Bisch

I think I remember that Bisch!

[adam_p]

[Dustinb09]

Right above the urinal someone put "I know your looking for a joke, but the real joke is in your hand" I about died laughing.

[Randy]

"Don't even bother to wipe off the seat cause the crabs that are on it can jump 10 feet"

[Centraltexan]

POTTY HUMOUR: the darndest thing found in port O cans

"Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin, just gave birth to another...... Lol

[OleTomTalker]

Went in one recently with a sign that read "don't drink the water".

[Man]

I saw one at our buisness at the restrooms the "entry level" workers use that said "this company don't pay ****!" And below it on paper..."your an adult still writing on walls what do you expect to get payed?"

[Quackerbox]

This thread started by a fella with "Little John" as a handle............


Irony?

[little john]

A tad political

[PYBUCK]

I've s*** in places from Texas to France but before I s*** in this nasty stall I"ll s*** in my pants

[little john]

This thread started by a fella with "Little John" as a handle............


Irony?

Ha ha ha im in trad all the time so I thought robin hood and little john but that is funny right there

[1riot1ranger]

From the bowels of memory came this gem:

Here I am in this tiny pooper where I dumped a litte trooper
Now I sit in stinky vapor; someone stole the toilet paper
But I shall no longer linger; guess I'll have to use my finger.

[OleTomTalker]

Confucius says "man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot".

[texasair]

Jane Fonda stickers.

Hope she is happy with her legacy.

Found in most VFW hall urinals and a lot of porta cans nationwide.

Available at numerous sources including

http://www.cafepress.com/mf/34716375/3quot-hanoi-jane-urinal-sticker-48-pk_sticker

[little john]

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