POTTY HUMOUR: the darndest thing found in port O cans

[PSD Ryan]

I may get an infraction for this one, but I wrote it in Iraq on a port-o-crapper wall...

A little pink liquid or a little white pill
And I would not be sitting here still
I p****d out my a** instead of my d***
That last MRE sure made me sick

[deano70]

A tad political [ATTACH]695864[/ATTACH]

im laughing so hard that I'm crying.....

[billfromtx]

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to **** and stink
I come here to scratch my b*lls and read the writing on the walls.

[Terrychester]

Here I sit broken hearted came to **** and only farted

Now I've done it, took a chance tried to fart and **** my pants

Have been trying to remember this one.......

[little john]

[BigThicketBoy]

Tweezers I posted it on here but it got deleted

[BigThicketBoy]

Here I sit cheeks all a flitter givin birth to another pipe fitter

Couldn't not have been a welder that wrote that cause number one he might have got dirty in there, two he would have had to have someone drag is azz to the can, and three he would have had to actually get out of the truck

[IowaHunter]

"this is the mexican space shuttle"

[bwssr]

came to meet congress?

[Speedgoat]

True story. When I was doing home automation wiring in the early 2000's my crew and I had a big job in river oaks. We go in right after the electrical before the insulation. The yards were all still dirt and rubbish. One particular house had a port o can in the front yard that someone had tumped over. There was blue water and TP all over the front yard between the only spot we could park and get to the front door. I place some 2x12's down for a little walk way in order to get through it. All of us got into the house with our equipment no problem, but one guy left his snuff in the truck so he ran back out to get it just as it started raining. On his way back he jumped onto one of the boards and the board slid out from under him. He landed right in the middle of the blue water and TP. I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!

[zr2chevy22]

Here I sit on Mr. Vapor
Someone stole the toilet paper.
Here comes the bus no time to linger,
watch out @$$hole here comes the finger.

[zr2chevy22]

"Here I sit, my cheeks a flexin, just gave birth to another...... Lol

I just spit Dr pepper all over my phone.. but **** this is funny..

[Kuller]

"They scrub these walls to stop my pen,
but the ****house Poet strikes again.
The erased words are all my life.
I'll next engrave them with my knife."

[super_dave]

"Is so hot in here I can hardly eat my sammich"

Saw a guy cleaning one while eating a sandwich once

[bubba1]

Not in a port-o-can, but on the side of one of the poo trucks during the trail ride it said, "cleaning up after Obama, and business is great!"