POTTY HUMOUR: the darndest thing found in port O cans

[ANSCAG]

Boy this whole thread had me rolling on the floor laughing.

[Patton]

I took this picture on July 22nd..


Deleting picture.. Forgot how bad the words were. Basically somebody in the mens bathroom in a camp ground offering to meet up any night and advertizing his skills. Different notes with time stamps of him/her updating people about when to meet up.. His last note was saying he would be there until July 23rd.

[PSD Ryan]

When I was a little kid I ran across the "just gave birth to another Texan" one.

Knowing full well that Texas is the greatest country on earth, and everything is bigger in Texas, I simply assumed the author meant that they dropped a huge deuce. It wasn't until I was a teenager I understood the insult.

[Boyd1212]

Face level while sitting- "LOOK UP^"
3/4 of the ways up the door- " KEEP GOING!"
Edge of the wall and roof- " ALMOST THERE!"
Middle of the roof- "NECK HURT YET?"

[Dale Moser]

The vac trucks they pump them out with all have funny stuff written on them now too. So far I've seen "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels", and "Warning: This vehicle contains political promises".

[randal]

here i sit, tired and dirty, waiting and hiding till 3:30

[quarterback]

The vac trucks they pump them out with all have funny stuff written on them now too. So far I've seen "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels", and "Warning: This vehicle contains political promises".

Got behind one the other day that said something like:

"Don't follow too close. That ain't chocolate milk on your windshield."

[hogslayer78]

Stool Bus

[billfromtx]

Gotta play truck driver....Back up and drop a load! :-)

[zr2chevy22]

You can shake it,
You can beat it,
You can slap it against a wall,
But in you pants the last drop will fall.

[wow]

At Surf Side Beach a set of false teeth in the urinal.

[fishingsetx]

Buddy's dad used to tell a story about a guy he worked with that was an annoying loud mouth punk that nobody liked. He said their crew finally had enough and when he went into the porta-john, they put a couple ratchet straps around the door, turned it on its side and rolled it down a hill!

Don't know if it was true or not but if it was, I wouldn't have wanted to be the guy to poo those straps open and let the guy out!!!!

[Josh7099]

Great thread!!!

[El Forajido]

Stool Bus

That job "SUCKS"

[Bowtech38]

Used one in iraq that was covered in chuck norris sayings.