Nudist Resort In Porter? WTH

[AntlerCollector]

I went to a nude beach in Italy when I was in college for about 10 minutes..........it was....well......extremely............BAD!!! Average weight was 280 and average age was late 60's!!!!

This ^^^^ was my experience when I went to one in Jamaica. I was disappointed.

[Longhorn95]

I still have so many questions. What do the men do when it’s cold? I mean surely you’ve gotta have a little pride!!

“I just got back from swimming in the pool …. The water was cold.” - George Costanza

[SmTx]

I friend of mine lives in one in Washington county I believe. It’s named Live Oak Resort. He said they open it up to everyone on the weekend so the scenery changes drastically! When they go to other residents homes they are required to wear towels. Can’t blame em there. I wouldn’t want some dude dragging his Lukenbach litter bag across my leather.

Prettiest field of Bluebonnets I've ever seen was right around the corner from there.

[Gumbo Man]

“I just got back from swimming in the pool …. The water was cold.” - George Costanza

My thoughts exactly.LOL

[Chew]

Been there forever. Gave it up when they doubled their membership prices and required social distancing during covid.

[Gumbo Man]

Been there forever. Gave it up when they doubled their membership prices and required social distancing during covid.

That’s a shame Bobby. But at least you had a better option of how to wear the mask.

[Hoggslayer]

I still have so many questions. What do the men do when it’s cold? I mean surely you’ve gotta have a little pride!!

All you have to do is stick your finger in your but and holler "SNAKE!!!" Problem solved.

Works when you have thick coveralls on and you need just a little more to keep from having to undress.

[Killer]

I friend of mine lives in one in Washington county I believe. It’s named Live Oak Resort. He said they open it up to everyone on the weekend so the scenery changes drastically! When they go to other residents homes they are required to wear towels. Can’t blame em there. I wouldn’t want some dude dragging his Lukenbach litter bag across my leather.

That made me laugh!

[bboswell]

There are several nude resort & rv parks in the area. A really big one between Brenham & Navasota. There are 3 around Plantersville including a Gay Nude RV Park

While I expected that this wasn’t out of the ordinary I didn’t expect to find out that it was this common!

[Txarrowhunter]

Don't forget Bluebonnet Nudist Park, Decatur, TX.

And armadillo resort in poolville tx

[Mtltx]

There’s one near Palestine Called The Purple Peacock. Ha! One of my customers said he had to do some work over there. My customer is the overall everyday type man and he said he saw things he’ll never be able to un-see.

[Wechebuck]

I make sure all the livescopes are calibrated for the fishing lake

On a side note, this place was called Beavers Resort years ago....I believe this property was owned by the family of Astronaut Robert Crippen many many years ago. Maybe Curt will chime in. He knows more details about it then I do.....the property that is lol not the nudist resort.

This is accurate. When I was in high school you could rent a Jon boat with a trolling motor for about $20 and fish all day. It was pretty good for crappie and catfish.

[Jtrage]

Pics or it doesn’t count.


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[Drycreek3189]

Too many people on this thread know waay too much about nudist resorts.

[Tommy1123]

Back in high school my buddies and I would to sneak out to crippen lake to go fishing and would get run off by naked old geezers chasing us down in golf carts every once in a while.