What's a common phrase you heard from Dad growing up?

[Russ79]

"Anything will wad up and make a ****".

[Russ79]

Apparently the word for poopoo doesn't get past the filter....

[gmagsdad]

Here, take the wheel barrow, that's the only thing you ain't f'in wrecked yet!

[kurt68]

Dad: Don’t stress about things you can’t control, it will lead you to an early grave if you do. You can’t change it by stressing over it.

Mom: thought, thought he was on the pot but peed the bed.

[bboswell]

That’s harder than a preachers pri**

[LuBowhunter]

Ya shot him right in the guacamole! Aka the guts


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[7sdad]

Hand me another one of those beers out of that sack in the back seat.

[rjtkdplus]

Boy! You could tear up an anvil with a feather duster!

[Mahan]

My get up and go got up and went!

[Geezy Rider]

Why don’t you use your head for something other than a hat rack boy!

[Hoggslayer]

You're as useless as ti ts on a bore hog.

[Smokeater]

Still kickin'- just not quite as high!

Woke up on the right side of the grass!

****, you'd biach if they hung you with a new rope!

If I tell you a chicken can pull a frieght train, hook the **** thing up!

[MisterB]

Well, that was close.
Yeah, so is vaginal and rectal.

[Luckyhunter]

Easy as putting socks on a rooster!

[LWC]

"If you've been on the river as long as I have"

"More Whiskey!"

"lick a gobbler's ***" not sure what it meant but only used during craps games lol

wish he was still around to say it again