Small tips for life..I'll go first

[LemmeOut]

Some days you're the bird and some days you're the statue, keep that in mind when you are the one doing the ****ting.

[AgHntr10]

The head you step on today might be attached to the *** you have to kiss tomorrow!

Early=on time
On time=Late
Late= unacceptable

[AgHntr10]

If the grass is greener on the other side it means you need to start tending your own lawn.

Or its all covered in bull ****

[Rat]

Rat's Rules for Life:
1) God, Family, Fun; in that order
2) Happy wife, happy life
3) Trust but verify
4) Always carry a knife
5) Bend the rules, don't break them
6) It is better to ask forgiveness than to ask permission
7) If you need help, ask for help; if someone needs help, give it
8) Luck is when preparation meets perseverance
9) Problems are opportunities waiting for a solution
10) Walk softly, but carry a big stick

I started these for my son years ago, but they have helped me as well...

[helim83]

I forgot one that my dad told me years ago concerning my first wife (then Fiance)...

"Son, they are all crazy. Every single one of them. They're just crazy to varying degrees. But make no mistake about it. She's crazy too....."

[txpitdog]

Eager beats pretty

[jshouse]

The head you step on today might be attached to the *** you have to kiss tomorrow!

Early=on time
On time=Late
Late= unacceptable

one of my old coaches used to say, "if you're early you're on time, if you're on time you're late, if you're late just go on home."

[Tubby]

Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Stay ready to keep from having to get ready.

Life is too short to carry a dull knife.

There are no dumb questions. The dumbest question is the question that goes unasked.

If there's anything you've ever wanted to ask your parents, do it before you can't. (learned that one the hard way)

Enjoy what you have and who you are. Life is too short to second guess...

[DJM]

When you get to where you're going...........don't forget where you came from.


DJ

[kae006]

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool

[buckmastertexas]

Measure twice , cut once
Look before you leap
A wise man can learn from a fool, but a fool can't learn from a wise man

[brown dogs]

Buy cheap, sell high
Never refuse a fair profit or a free sample


Some experience comes from bad judgement
Learn from it and don't do it again

[Tommyh]

you cant always get waht you want. but if you try sometimes, you get what you need.

[texizona]

Put "first things" first.

Your time is your most valuable asset, don't rob God or your family of it.