Whats Your Funny Saying

[AntlerCollector]

Come on we're burnin daylight

I'm gonna be on you like white on rice

She's bat s**t crazy

If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it

Her body is a 10, butter face!

[Smithwr]

higher than girraffs .....

[TP3]

It'll feel better when it stops hurting.

[wow]

Finer than frog hair

[bow4my2]

Im sure alot of peoples folks on here have said "want in one hand, and *&$% in the other, and see which one fills up the fastest.

[Colton]

"You're as queer as a $3 bill"

[lexingtontexas]

I'll be on you like a wolverine on a waffle

[TXhunter77]

Even the shade of a toothpick would cool me on this hot day

Busier than a one legged man in an *** kicking contest

[curtintex]

Sweatin' like a hooker in a church house.

Hooked up like a come-along.

Dumber than a day-old democrat.

I'm out….like a fat kid in dodge ball.

Harder'n a preacher's ******.

Colder than a well-diggers butt.

He's as useless as teats on a boar hog.

If she had as many poked out 'er as she's had poked in 'er, she'd look like a porcupine.

[COPPERHEAD]

Had bigger cuts on my .........

[RedDirt]

Stronger than 2 tons of twisted blue steel.

[AntlerCollector]

That dog won't hunt

Wrecked 'er...Dang neer killed 'er

Happier than a puppy with two peters

[Bradley]

That thing is harder than a 3 peckered billy goat!

It's hotter than two roofers on a tin building in the middle of August!

[kparker158]

That's messed up like chocolate cheese. Or messed up like a a soup sandwich. Substitute messed with the F word. Pretty funny. Or Kenny (tater_saladd) says "that's beachin" but real word. Funny stuff.

[txhighcaliber]

He'll fold faster than a lawn chair