Whats Your Funny Saying

[lexingtontexas]

Do you know what that brownish stuff is in the middle of bird ship?

[mikeyb_23]

It's colder than a well diggers balls
Hotter than a witches titty

[DH2000]

Hungry as a b.**h wolf with a cub on each tit!

[Firefyter]

You can't have nuthin.
Deader than Kelseys nuts.
Higher than a cats back.
Liquor? D**n near killed her.

[Colton]

"Water?! That ****ll kill ya!"

[Saltyag15]

2 inches hurts at a 100mph...
That one will gag a maggot
I swear to drunk I'm not God
I'll love you long time
You won't be saying that when you're in the dehydrator with the deer meat!

[Texaskid82]

Is a 5 pound robin fat?

[lexingtontexas]

Do you know what that brownish stuff is in the middle of bird ship?

That's bird ship 2. Haha!!

[br549redneck]

Thats what she said

[Hart8]

"Dizzier than a ****house rat"

[Colton]

"Dizzier than a ****house rat"

Crazier*

[Tony Pic]

That is gonna leave a mark.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

You know what they say about big feet right?...Big socks.

and the Grand Finally.

Happier than a homo in boys town

[AddisonOil]

I use to tell one of our employees that a glass of water sit'n in the sun would get more done then him.

[Rebelaggie]

Hotter than a whore on dollar night.

[Waterlogged]

Its so dry I had to dust my catfish for ticks.