Whats Your Funny Saying

[jebsvitals]

My buddies brother use to tell us that "both of you put together don't equal half a dumb ***" haa

[Colton]

Dang man, it's colder than a witches tit

[westtexducks]

Dang man, it's colder than a witches tit

In a brass bra during a blizzard.

[Smart]

Like playin' cards with my brothers kids around here...

[Mexico]

Talk to me one time.. . Nucka.....per DPElite.

[Buck Slayer]

Hotter than donut grease

[Buck Slayer]

That smells worse than 10 Jamaicans slap boxing in an elevator

[IowaHunter]

sh*t'll buff out

useless as hen sh*t on a hoe handle

Six one way, half a dozen the other

Like the first parts.

[gooch]

"He could give a woodpecker a headache"

[Rustyford]

the real problem is mang-ment .....

[lexingtontexas]

I'll be on you like tooth rot on a crack whore

[BallisticFirst]

This ain't mine and I have no idea what it means, but a co-worker used to say "I'm gonna build a cushion bigger than Albuquerque and then sit on that booger."

[8pointer]

colder than a witches ......

[Bowtech38]

Tighter then dicks hat band. Hotter then two rats in a wool sock.

[HoneyBee]

I tell my boys this.
"I love you more than a fat kid loves cake"