My Own Dog Bit Me!!

[Wildman]

I would start picking it up with a rope.

[Tommyh]

your dog bit you because he knows you dont like him and you went to pick him up. why would he want someone who doesnt like him to touch him?

[Swamplizard79]

Give em the boot. Ain't nobody got time for that!!!

[Swamplizard79]

My grandpa used to "take em' for a walk in the woods" when they did something like that. They never came back with him.

I wonder why they never came back?

[aac_shooter]

I will take him for a walk the next time I am out your way. He will likely run away and never return.

[Lonestar63]

We now have an understanding and I have taken many a bone from him and he just looks sad.

I don't know why, but this kinda cracked me up...

[tkuehn5410]

You may want to take him to a doggie dentist to remove his teeth because it may be hard to hump a poodle in the standard way.