Clean jokes please?

[ksebesta23]

What do homosexual cows eat?
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HAAAAAAAAY!!

[Redneck Archer]

man...

I come back to this thread when I am frustrated at work.

puts a smile back on my face

[Txjourneyman]

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs sitting in a pothole? Phil

[taytay21]

bill and ted are playing golf. bill starts to putt and a funeral procession comes by. bill stop, takes his hat off, watches the funeral go by, then puts his hat back on and putts the ball. ted says, bill i never seen anything interrupt your golf game like that funeral just did, and we been playing together forever. bill replied, thats the least i could do, we were married 40 years.

[native_texan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=RY8YeLErbEg

rothflmbo ... hilarious !!

[Milner7]

A blonde reads a magazine article about smoother skin. The article talks about taking a bath in milk and how it can make the skin younger and smoother. The blonde goes to the grocery store and asks the store employee about buying milk in bulk. The store employee asks would you like pasturized. The blonde says no up to my boobs should do.

[Rhino427]

Mexican words (Its ok im hispanic)

The teacher told pepito to make sentences out of his spelling list
#1 cheese= Maria likes me but cheese ugly.
#2 mushroom= When all my family gets in the car there isnt mushroom.
#3 shoulder= My friend didnt know how to make tacos so i shoulder.
#4 Texas= My friend always texas me forwards.
#5 july= Ju told me you were going to the store july to me... julyer
#6 Chicken= I was going to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself.
#7 wheelchair= We only have one coke but wheelchair.
#8 Chicken wing= My mom plays the lottery so chicken wing.
#9 Liver= A bully was picking on my sister so I told him to liver alone.
#10 body wash= I wanted to go to the bar but no body wash my kids.
#11 budwiser= That woman over there has a nice body budwiser face so ugly.

[brymor31]

What do you call a dog with no legs?







It dont matter cuz he aint coming anyway.

[whitetailtrail]

mexican words (its ok im hispanic)

the teacher told pepito to make sentences out of his spelling list
#1 cheese= maria likes me but cheese ugly.
#2 mushroom= when all my family gets in the car there isnt mushroom.
#3 shoulder= my friend didnt know how to make tacos so i shoulder.
#4 texas= my friend always texas me forwards.
#5 july= ju told me you were going to the store july to me... Julyer
#6 chicken= i was going to the store with my wife but chicken go by herself.
#7 wheelchair= we only have one coke but wheelchair.
#8 chicken wing= my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing.
#9 liver= a bully was picking on my sister so i told him to liver alone.
#10 body wash= i wanted to go to the bar but no body wash my kids.
#11 budwiser= that woman over there has a nice body budwiser face so ugly.

greatnes!!

[BuckChaser45]

good jokes

[mitchbcs]

On Friendship between women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

On Friendship between men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that yes, he had slept over and two claimed that he was still there.

I've heard this one before and can only say one thing...WINNER! Good Friends are the BEST! Too bad chicks dont have them

[mitchbcs]

What do homosexual cows eat?
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HAAAAAAAAY!!

LMAO... reminds me of Pauly

[arrowdynamic]

Old school USMC drill sergeant was instructing recruits in the art of the bayonet charge.
DI: If you stick your enemy in the chest and your bayonet becomes lodged between his ribs so that you can't pull it out, simply discharge your rifle and the recoil will kick it out for you.
Recruit: Sarge if there is still a round in my rifle, there won't be no bayonet fighting.

[TallTexan]

great jokes

[salth2o]

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.