I need some good jokes about engineers...

[Tubby]

Two engineers and two assistant engineers were sitting at a table at a bar. The first engineer said: "sex is 90% work and 10% pleasure". The second engineer said: "no, sex is 10% work and 90% pleasure. They argued back and forth... Finally one of the assistant engineers spoke up and said: "no, both of you are wrong, sex is 100% pleasure.... because if there was any work involved, y'all would make us assistants do it"!

[wildaggie]

At A&M, they've decided that old petroleum engineering majors didn't have the correct courses. They are now required to take geology and anatomy. Why?

So they can tell their butt from a hole in the ground.

[Wack-n-Stack]

tell them that you always wanted to drive a train too.

best i got.

My 10 year nephew still thinks I drive a train. He thinks it's cool, I don't tell him any different.