I need some good jokes about engineers...

[30-30]

So my engineering buddies have been giving me all kinds of crap for being a wildlife major, they say I don't work near as hard as they do. To a degree it's true and it's all in good fun, but I need some more ammo! Whatcha got?

I'll start.

Why shouldn't you date a Civil Engineer?

They have truss issues!

[centex_aggie]

What's the difference between a large pizza and an english major?


the pizza can feed a family of four

[centex_aggie]

i don't have any engineer ones sorry

[Cam-Mac]

Well... there's the obvious Aggie Engineer Bonfire jokes... ... ... but I don't recommend it. Not too funny.

I got nothin.

[mooch]

The truss issue one is good. But other than that...there are none!





(PS - I'm an engineering major at A&M...)

[30-30]

Jokes about other majors are fine.

[Cam-Mac]

Well in that case here's one-

You know how to get an Aggie Engineering Major to laugh at you? ... ...







Tell him you're an Aggie Wildlife Major!!!



Just kidding 30- just giving you a hard time!

I got nothin. At least nothin funny.

[StrayDog]

A priest, a social deviant, and an engineer are sitting at a bar. The bartender asks the three of them, "So which is better, a wife or a mistress". The priest pipes up and says "A Wife." The Priest says a husband and wife following the Lord's plan is the path to eternal happiness. The social deviant pipes up and says, "Nah, nah, nah what you want is a mistress." With a mistress you can do all kinds of stuff a wife would never put up with and with a mistress you never have to commit! So the engineer speaks up and says, "Acutally, it's beneficial to have a wife and a mistress." The bartender looks confused and says what do you mean. The engineers says, well if you have a wife and a mistress then each of them think you are out with the other and you can go to the office and finally get some work done.

[Ouch]

most of 'em are Aggies...

that's rather funny.

[RobinBradbery]

Whats the difference between an Engineer and a puppy? Eventually the puppy quits whining.

[30-30]

Whats the difference between an Engineer and a puppy? Eventually the puppy quits whining.

My new Facebook status.

Thanks guys keep 'em coming!

[native_texan]

Here's one for ya .... "Normal people ... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

How about ... "There are four engineers travelling in a car; a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a computer engineer. The car breaks down. "Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer. "Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system." "I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead." They all turn to the computer engineer who has said nothing and say: "Well, what do you think?" "Ummm - perhaps if we all get out of the car and get back in again?"

[Cam-Mac]

^ those are good native- good job!

[The "Juan" 12]

just get em with an old fashion knock knock joke...

knock, knock.
whose there?
cash.
cash who?
cashew? i thought you were a walnut!!

lmao haha get a kick out of it everytime.

[Bowhuntin_Toona]

What's the difference between a Civil Engineer and a Mechanical engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer designs planes, missiles and bombs.
A Civil Engineer designs targets.