I'm known as the neighborhood redneck, me and my kid's drive all over Lantana in my Polaris Ranger. I think all the dried blood on my bed is a dead giveaway 
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Until I started college many years ago, I always thought a redneck was someone whose neck was red from working outside and a wetback was someone's whose back was wet from working hard.
College ruined my happy interpetations.Comment
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hog wash...Originally posted by Humper View Post
that had nothing to do with it
I dont believe all the stuff i read online!
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believe as you will... but its true...your tbh name has roots in a miners union in west virgina
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Ha! You should see our house. We cut down cedar trees and picked up rocks to build it. You can see daylight through the walls and the canned goods freeze in winter. Our spring cleaning is done with a leaf blower, so yes, I guess we are rednecks. Our fancy English neighbors are constantly amused.Comment
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I dont doubt my family probably does as wellOriginally posted by Humper View Postbelieve as you will... but its true...your tbh name has roots in a miners union in west virgina
my dads side hails from that area.Comment
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I thought about what being a redneck is all about and to be honest I probably do stuff on a day to day basis that makes me a redneck and I don't even realize it.Until last week I was using wire cloths hangers to keep the tailpipe on my truck from fallin off.That might have been somethin a redneck would do I guess.I just thought it was a really good idea.Well it was a good idea until the tailpipe fell completely off.But now my pickup seems like it's a little louder so it's not that big of a deal.It aint hurtin anything so I'll probably just leave it off.Last edited by okrattler; 10-14-2010, 03:00 PM.Comment
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This is a funny topic. I've been told multiple times that I'm the only Mexican redneck people have ever met!
On a side note I have a buddy who was born country and raised country and he seems to think the term "Redneck" is bad. He really takes offense when somebody refers to him as a redneck so I tell him that often. He's a welder so he's got the red neck and he's country as could be so if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck I just call it as is!Comment
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nothing wrong with thatComment
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lol............Yes.But how'd you know my TV didn't have an antenna?I didn't even mention that but it does have the antenna broke off of it.One time it was picking up scanner frequencies too believe it or not.I don't know how but it was.Originally posted by BrianL View PostLast edited by okrattler; 10-14-2010, 03:33 PM.Comment
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1. Your standard of living improves when you go camping.
2. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens.
3. You have jacked up your home to look for a dog.
4. You have a relative living in your garage.
5. Your neighbor has ever asked to borrow a quart of beer.
6. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting.
7. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode.
8. None of the tires on your van are the same size.
9. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it.
10. Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test.
11. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade.
12. Your local beauty salon also fixes cars.
13. Your doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet.
14. You've slow danced in the Waffle House.
15. Starting your car involves popping the hood.
16. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays.
17. You whistle at women in church.
18. You actually wear shoes your dog brought home.
19. You've been in a fist fight at a yard sale.
20. You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the back.
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yeah I am.Comment
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