I was in a rush to get to my connecting flight and I glanced at the sign on the wall with the human stick figure and in my haste didn’t look at it clearly to recognize it was a person with a skirt, not two legs. I had my zipper half way down and was stopped instantly as I saw NO urinals. At the same instant I realized my mistake, a ruckus ensued and I hauled azz out of there, zipping up while make the walk/run of shame.
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