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I was in a female restroom once, in Kansas. I had started out in Williston, ND and was driving straight through to Texas. By Kansas I had highway hypnosis and was just driving down the road like a mule with blinders on. I had to pee, so hit a roadside rest area. I went in the wrong bathroom, not even noticing there were no urinals. As I was in relief mode in a stall and trying to read the embossed print on a rectangular stainless steel container I heard a small child’s voice say “Mommy”. At the same time I made out “For tampons only” or something to that effect. I literally froze midstream. I mean it quit ! Then I heard her making her getaway, clickety, clickety. God, how I dreaded the 15’ walk out of that room ! I hurried out, got in my Bronco and made my getaway too. For the next 100 miles I was looking for the State Patrol to pull me over and present me with some pretty bracelets ! Sure glad there were no cell phones back then, I’d probably still be eating hot baloney and gravy !
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Originally posted by Drycreek3189 View PostI was in a female restroom once, in Kansas. I had started out in Williston, ND and was driving straight through to Texas. By Kansas I had highway hypnosis and was just driving down the road like a mule with blinders on. I had to pee, so hit a roadside rest area. I went in the wrong bathroom, not even noticing there were no urinals. As I was in relief mode in a stall and trying to read the embossed print on a rectangular stainless steel container I heard a small child’s voice say “Mommy”. At the same time I made out “For tampons only” or something to that effect. I literally froze midstream. I mean it quit ! Then I heard her making her getaway, clickety, clickety. God, how I dreaded the 15’ walk out of that room ! I hurried out, got in my Bronco and made my getaway too. For the next 100 miles I was looking for the State Patrol to pull me over and present me with some pretty bracelets ! Sure glad there were no cell phones back then, I’d probably still be eating hot baloney and gravy !
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Originally posted by Drycreek3189 View PostI was in a female restroom once, in Kansas. I had started out in Williston, ND and was driving straight through to Texas. By Kansas I had highway hypnosis and was just driving down the road like a mule with blinders on. I had to pee, so hit a roadside rest area. I went in the wrong bathroom, not even noticing there were no urinals. As I was in relief mode in a stall and trying to read the embossed print on a rectangular stainless steel container I heard a small child’s voice say “Mommy”. At the same time I made out “For tampons only” or something to that effect. I literally froze midstream. I mean it quit ! Then I heard her making her getaway, clickety, clickety. God, how I dreaded the 15’ walk out of that room ! I hurried out, got in my Bronco and made my getaway too. For the next 100 miles I was looking for the State Patrol to pull me over and present me with some pretty bracelets ! Sure glad there were no cell phones back then, I’d probably still be eating hot baloney and gravy !
Glad I never did that. Oh wait….
I was working off-duty security in uniform at a junior college. It wasn’t an obsession but a few times a day I would wash my hands if I had the chance, especially after some calls or putting my hands on people like patting them down for weapons.
Making my rounds on campus I often stopped at the computer lab/learning center on the second floor where students did extra work, took certain tests, studied, etc. On occasion I would hit the restroom on that floor. Walking out of the lab, the mens’ restroom was on the right at the end of the hall next to the stairs.
I decided (like usual) to wash my hands but went into the restroom on the ground floor, but at the same location next to the stairs.
The restroom was unoccupied and I was washing my hands and looking in the mirror. It was rather perplexing. Something was very wrong but I couldn’t figure it out. As I was drying my hands it hit me. The stalls went from one wall to the other!!!
😳😳😳
As in, no urinals….
I beat a hasty retreat, hoping that no one was in the hallway between classes.
I got away clean…. literally with clean hands.
I also learned an important lesson that day. Deductive reasoning is not always valid. Just because the men’s restroom on the second floor are on the east end of the hallway, that doesn’t necessarily translate to the first floor.
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Originally posted by Artos View PostThe delaware dude agreed to the rules & will use the men's potty.
It's hard to imagine why voters want this as their official...the amount of stupid that comes out of this mouth is impressive.
I guess she is having a Crocodile Dundee moment where would you see somebody, you have to reach over and check their crotch to see what they are!
Hahaha….
I concur. The amount of stupidity is impressive.
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Originally posted by Artos View PostThe delaware dude agreed to the rules & will use the men's potty.
It's hard to imagine why voters want this as their official...the amount of stupid that comes out of this mouth is impressive.
AOC said that Republicans want to inspect genitals before females can use the bathroom.
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Straw man at its finest.
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Originally posted by tvc184 View Post
Hahahaha…..
Glad I never did that. Oh wait….
I was working off-duty security in uniform at a junior college. It wasn’t an obsession but a few times a day I would wash my hands if I had the chance, especially after some calls or putting my hands on people like patting them down for weapons.
Making my rounds on campus I often stopped at the computer lab/learning center on the second floor where students did extra work, took certain tests, studied, etc. On occasion I would hit the restroom on that floor. Walking out of the lab, the mens’ restroom was on the right at the end of the hall next to the stairs.
I decided (like usual) to wash my hands but went into the restroom on the ground floor, but at the same location next to the stairs.
The restroom was unoccupied and I was washing my hands and looking in the mirror. It was rather perplexing. Something was very wrong but I couldn’t figure it out. As I was drying my hands it hit me. The stalls went from one wall to the other!!!
😳😳😳
As in, no urinals….
I beat a hasty retreat, hoping that no one was in the hallway between classes.
I got away clean…. literally with clean hands.
I also learned an important lesson that day. Deductive reasoning is not always valid. Just because the men’s restroom on the second floor are on the east end of the hallway, that doesn’t necessarily translate to the first floor.
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There is at least one Buc-ees in this world where the bathrooms are (or were) swapped.
Most have the men's on the right, but not the one I almost took a wrong turn in.
I think it's the one in Wharton or further down towards the coast.
I was halfway in until I noticed the opposite sex exiting towards my direction.
I can't be the only one the've tried to fool with this swapparoo.
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Originally posted by Drycreek3189 View Post
I’ll bet we ain’t the only two that ever did that !
I was in a rush to get to my connecting flight and I glanced at the sign on the wall with the human stick figure and in my haste didn’t look at it clearly to recognize it was a person with a skirt, not two legs. I had my zipper half way down and was stopped instantly as I saw NO urinals. At the same instant I realized my mistake, a ruckus ensued and I hauled azz out of there, zipping up while make the walk/run of shame.
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Originally posted by 100%TtId View Post
I did the same once at the airport in Denver.
I was in a rush to get to my connecting flight and I glanced at the sign on the wall with the human stick figure and in my haste didn’t look at it clearly to recognize it was a person with a skirt, not two legs. I had my zipper half way down and was stopped instantly as I saw NO urinals. At the same instant I realized my mistake, a ruckus ensued and I hauled azz out of there, zipping up while make the walk/run of shame.
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