So haven't been following this, has the R&A had a response to this?!
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Love the new rules.
Ima buy season tickets to camel jockey golf league.
With the shocking news that the PGA will merge with the Saudi Arabian LIV tour, the game of golf is set for radical change. Check out the new rules that will be adopted for the new tour:
1. Players who hit an errant shot must yell "ALLAHU AKBAR!" instead of "FORE!": We're pretty sure fans will pay a little more attention when someone starts screaming this.
2. If you hit a woman with your shot, it's an automatic birdie: Serves them right for attending a golf tournament without their husbands' permission.
3. Players will be allowed to eliminate one stroke per round, known as the "Kashoggi rule": Very handy.
4. Bunkers will be booby-trapped with mines from the Golan Heights: It will give a whole new meaning to the phrase "explode out of the sand".
5. Every tournament will begin with the ceremonial Stoning of the Gay: As is Saudi tradition.
6. If players miss a putt less than two feet, guards immediately chop off their hands: Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman believes if you miss a putt at that distance, you no longer deserve hands.
7. Once per weekend, they will let a suicide bomber loose on the course: Golf will never be boring again.
8. Winners will receive a new wife along with their oversized check: Right up Tiger's alley.
9. Players will be caned at the end of each round for each stroke over par: No more players cashing it in on a lousy round.
10. If a player's tee shot hits a Jew, they are instantly declared tournament champion.
Are we sure this merger was a good idea?
We can't wait to see how this goes! Thanks, Saudi Arabia.
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I spent time in Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and Kuwait. their laws are different true, but at least they have a backbone to thieves and criminals. We attended a townhall reckoning when we first got over there. What a trip! I'll tell you one thing, if you stole something and got caught, you sure as hell ain't stealing again with that hand.
It's funny how LIV almost appears to be the upper statesman in this case.......
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Originally posted by glen View PostTrump must be happy. Been working on this for some time. He has hosted LIV events on his properties and probably played a part in this. It’s no big deal. Puts all the top talent in one playing field instead of splitting them
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Originally posted by crc View PostGolf journalists must be nervous
To those of you who forgot and continue to forget, they tortured and dismembered an American journalist with no repercussions from both Republicans and Democrats.
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Originally posted by Duane View PostWhy are you so hell bent on defending the Saudis?
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Originally posted by Death from Above View PostHe also hosted PGA until they decided to shift venues…the PGA is NOT a victim in this mess… they are the cause and are reaping.
PGA Tour was profitable, paid its golfers well, and donated millions to charity.
Pre-LIV, #190 on the tour money list made $200K+. Every player ranked 141 and higher made $500K+ just from PGA tour earnings.
Enter a foreign country with unlimited funds intent on putting the PGA Tour out of business so they can buy into it, if not take over completely.
Throw in a DOJ and US Court system that granted standing to LIV as a free-trade competitor even though they did not have viable competitive offering.
Add in some big name players greedy enough to be bought as pawns to weaken the PGA Tour product while filing lawsuits on behalf of LIV.
Between purse increases and legal fees, PGA Tour was already looking at operating losses for 2023. And no end to legal fees or future purse increases.
It just doesn't look like the PGA Tour had any other options unless another entity stepped up to invest/acquire.
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Originally posted by ttechdallas View PostI'm hissed at the PGA Tour, but I just can't there that they are the cause of any of this.
PGA Tour was profitable, paid its golfers well, and donated millions to charity.
Pre-LIV, #190 on the tour money list made $200K+. Every player ranked 141 and higher made $500K+ just from PGA tour earnings.
Enter a foreign country with unlimited funds intent on putting the PGA Tour out of business so they can buy into it, if not take over completely.
Throw in a DOJ and US Court system that granted standing to LIV as a free-trade competitor even though they did not have viable competitive offering.
Add in some big name players greedy enough to be bought as pawns to weaken the PGA Tour product while filing lawsuits on behalf of LIV.
Between purse increases and legal fees, PGA Tour was already looking at operating losses for 2023. And no end to legal fees or future purse increases.
It just doesn't look like the PGA Tour had any other options unless another entity stepped up to invest/acquire.
PGA set the stage for this by not allowing the player’s opportunity to earn. Why strong arm a player over their play footage?
Will be interesting to see what all winds up
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Originally posted by Death from Above View PostI get that. But the PGA treated players like trash. Look at how they handled Phil over this mess.
PGA set the stage for this by not allowing the player’s opportunity to earn. Why strong arm a player over their play footage?
Will be interesting to see what all winds up
Every sports league owns the media rights of the players.
For all of you crowing about LIV, Jay Monahan just put a bullet in LIV’s head and assured the financial stability of his league.
If the DOJ doesn’t nix the deal.Last edited by El General; 06-08-2023, 07:07 PM.
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Originally posted by glen View PostTrump must be happy. Been working on this for some time. He has hosted LIV events on his properties and probably played a part in this. It’s no big deal. Puts all the top talent in one playing field instead of splitting them
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