What would happen if?

[Gunnyart]

What would happen if a 300 lbs man tried to pole vault?

Hold my beer

[Burnadell]

Offense would win. Cant defend a perfectly thrown ball even while playing perfect D. Lord please let Dale agree with me!

Thoughts and prayers!

It would be about weight and speed at that point. Just math.

What does weight and speed have to do with execution of one's position? Two equal sized linemen blocking each other? Defensive back vs wide receiver going for a pass?

Math can’t stop an impossible premise.

Well, Terry, I have pondered your paradox, determined, in fact, it is either a proposition or a supposition, and found that you are correct, as usual.