Anybody else single and emptynester in their 40's or early 50s?

[EarleyBird]

Oh crap Mike it not trashy at all. I doubt that yall really get married.

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Best effing post in the whole thread!

[Smart]

Yall are going to hate me for this, but I might have to slack off a bit. I dont want to be disrespectful to her. I know, I suck but there is a point where it becomes trashy. Especially if it does somehow work out and some of yall meet her some day.

Totally understandable.

[Gumbo Man]

We are definitely not getting married......

You never know what tomorrow lays in store. I think that you are making the right call. Some things should remain sacred between a man and a woman. I once had a friend that told me and I quote “ I had a date with the filthiest nastiest whore I have ever gone out with last night” and then gave me all of the details. 1 month later they were engaged and married shortly there after. It was awkward knowing what I knew about her. If she only new the betrayal it wouldn’t have lasted as long as it did which was only 5 months.

[Hoggslayer]

A few days ago I decided to try out one of the sites. A first for me, have messaged a few and got a couple of responses. The VAST majority arent my type. They appear high maintenance, want to travel the world and drink wine....

Needless to say Im not that guy... a few trips wouldnt hurt my feelings any though. Guess we'll see but not getting my hopes up. Pretty sure their pickiness and mine wont mesh well. ( and I have no right to be picky, but you like what you like )

Mike, sorry I didn't read this sooner. I have some really good advice for dating when you are older.

First thing, low standards are the key to hippieness and fat girls are more appreciative.

Second thing, always meet at a coffee shop on the first blind date. That way you aren't spending $100 on dinner to find out they are nuttier than a port*a *potty at a peanut festival.

Third, always tell them you'll be wearing a red shirt. Then show up in a blue shirt. That why you get to check them out before you reveal your identity. If they failed to disclose the extra 300 pounds they are carrying, (the first 250 is ok ) then you can leave and backout without rejecting them.

Now, back to reading the rest of this thread.

[miket]

I will definitely keep yall posted on how it goes generally. She is planning on cooking Sunday afternoon and we will have an enjoyable evening, whatever happens.

Will definitely keep you posted if its a crackhouse and Im sold to the highest bidder. Or she isnt there!

I got caught at a girls house by her dad when I was maybe 17 or so. She said her parents were going out of town. They were, but saw me pass by on the road and showed up about 15min after I got there! Thats why you dont rush things! 10 more minutes and they never would have seen me. But I was young...

[Bayouboy]

Mike, sorry I didn't read this sooner. I have some really good advice for dating when you are older.

First thing, low standards are the key to hippieness and fat girls are more appreciative.

Second thing, always meet at a coffee shop on the first blind date. That way you aren't spending $100 on dinner to find out they are nuttier than a port*a *potty at a peanut festival.

Third, always tell them you'll be wearing a red shirt. Then show up in a blue shirt. That why you get to check them out before you reveal your identity. If they failed to disclose the extra 300 pounds they are carrying, (the first 250 is ok ) then you can leave and backout without rejecting them.

Now, back to reading the rest of this thread.

I have done this exact thing due to so many not being truthful with their photos. Or, park near the front door 30 min early and catch a view of them walking in while you sit in your vehicle. Much better than dropping a hundred bucks on dinner for a deceitful date.

[Hoggslayer]

I will definitely keep yall posted on how it goes generally. She is planning on cooking Sunday afternoon and we will have an enjoyable evening, whatever happens.

Will definitely keep you posted if its a crackhouse and Im sold to the highest bidder. Or she isnt there!

I got caught at a girls house by her dad when I was maybe 17 or so. She said her parents were going out of town. They were, but saw me pass by on the road and showed up about 15min after I got there! Thats why you dont rush things! 10 more minutes and they never would have seen me. But I was young...

Now that you are older, you shouldn't have to worry about parents, just husbands.

[miket]

Now that you are older, you shouldn't have to worry about parents, just husbands.

I'll snoop around for evidence of masculine presence

[Greenheadless]

I'll snoop around for evidence of masculine presence

Make sure ‘she’ isn’t the source.

Does she have a strong jaw line?

[Duckologist]

Well I won't eat leftovers but somebody will....

[emoji112]

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[miket]

Make sure ‘she’ isn’t the source.

Does she have a strong jaw line?

Heck no. Very feminine.

[Graysonhogs]

Make sure ‘she’ isn’t the source.

Does she have a strong jaw line?

http://youtu.be/cPeaU6HFqx8

[Quackerbox]

You never know what tomorrow lays in store. I think that you are making the right call. Some things should remain sacred between a man and a woman. I once had a friend that told me and I quote “ I had a date with the filthiest nastiest whore I have ever gone out with last night” and then gave me all of the details. 1 month later they were engaged and married shortly there after. It was awkward knowing what I knew about her. If she only new the betrayal it wouldn’t have lasted as long as it did which was only 5 months.

So you've never had a friend send a pic of a snapper fishing trip and one snapper in the pic ain't got fins?

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[Gumbo Man]

So you've never had a friend send a pic of a snapper fishing trip and one snapper in the pic ain't got fins?

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Let me think………ummmm…..well no!!

[Greenheadless]

One thing I learned in this thread. There are ALOT more deviants in this world that I ever imagined.