Freakin' Idiot Dog Owners!!

[Fishndude]

You guys are hilarious!

[D12]

Do what i did, go to his yard and take a dump. just kidding bud. I own 2 dogs, and me and the wife walk'em every night after work. We always make sure we pick up the,???? after they take a $%&t. And we make sure,,, we only feed them "DRY" dog food. last time I was nice to them, i feed them table food, and that was not nice my friend. (I almost walked back home to get the Wet & Dry Vac.) And yes, we take a used plastic bag for the litter. Kind of like, if you can gut a deer, you can pick up dog $%&t with plastic bag.
Do the righ thing Man, Dial "911".

we have a few people who do the plastic bag thing and I thank them everytime I see them!

[muzzlebrake]

I sure like that greasy door handle trick.
But then I have a evil mind about such things.

[tx07]

I seen someone else say this before.

Get some fresh bacon grease and pour on the doody and next round the dog will eat it.

[d arrow]

D12, thank you bud. believe it or not, I use the Dog S%&t for a scent cover during the "RUT" on hunting season and have a great & awesome results with it. NOOOOOOOOO!!! NO,NO,NO...... Just kidding,Just kidding.

[Cotton]

Send him this LINK!

[Roamer]

Please tell me none of you would do this!!!!!!!!!

So, I am outside blowing those squiggly things with my schweet little Echo blower when I notice one of my neighbors walking by with his two Golden Retrievers. Suddenly, they stop and one of the dogs takes a big dooty right in the street in front of my house. WTH? When the dog finished, the dude just walks off as if nothing happened.

Well, a few minutes later, he re-appears with what looks like a plastic shovel and starts scraping said dooty into MY FREAKIN' YARD!!!!! What on earth must this man have been thinking????

LMAO!! Now that is funny "****" right there!!!

No pun intended.... Well maybe a little..

I think I would of flung it back at him and said no thanks I just finished fertilizing it.

[Bill]

Just drop it off in his mailbox. It's the neighborly thing to do.

Not a good idea, that's a violation of federal law putting doggie poop in the mailbox- you don't 'own' the mailbox, the USPS does when installed.

The bacon grease idea is #1

[KJones]

Send him this LINK!

That is funny as heck, but I would never put one of those on my dog.

[scubasteven25]

paper sack, lighter fluid, doorbell.......nuff said

X2. You forgot the run like hell part.

[Snakelover]

Not a good idea, that's a violation of federal law putting doggie poop in the mailbox- you don't 'own' the mailbox, the USPS does when installed.

I would never actually do that and I don't think Jeff would either. I didn't mean it as a literal suggestion; just something funny to think about. But you're right. Please people, don't put poop in mailboxes. And most importantly, don't tell anyone that I told you to do it!

[Old Blue]

You need to pay this person back for all the people who have had this done in there yards but have not seen who did it.

[steel shot]

paper sack, lighter fluid, doorbell.......nuff said

bingo!!!!! :d

[Rockpit TX]

Did you just watch him scrape the said "doodee" or did you go out there and confront him?

Do you know where he lives?
Take the "doodee" to his house and put it on his sidewalk with a note that says:

Dear Neighbor,
You forgot your dog's CRAP in my yard, so I'm returning it.

Thanks,
Porkndork

Confusious say- Never confront man with dooty in his shovel

[WIKI]

I was working in the garage at the house one day when I notice this guy walking his dog. The dog is on a leach and the guy let's his dog come in my yard and start to squat. I gave him a tong lashing he will not soon forget. I startled this guy soemthing fierce. The only thing the guy could say was sorry SIR! Him and the dog left shaking. I was beyond mad. This guy has not been walking down our culdsac since.