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Originally posted by CEO View PostA while back some newly arrived Californians got on the nextdoor app asking if there was somewhere to get real Mexican food around here. Not our fake Texmex. I thought it was about to come to blows.
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Originally posted by hopedale View PostDoubt it. Ever wonder why Williamson county has turned blue. TONS of CA who moved here to escape CA over reach and now they are doing the same dang thing here.
Soon they'll demand more taxing entities for mass transit (like the corrupt Austin Cap Metro) and social services for transgender, homeless and illegal alien support
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Wouldn't we all love this. Just what Texas needs.
AUSTIN, TX—To the relief of Texans across the state, Governor Greg Abbott has signed a law prohibiting escaping Californians from voting after they move to Texas. Experts say this will prevent the happy and prosperous slice of heaven from sliding into the endless despair and crushing poverty of leftist policy.
Mandatory Cowboy hat laws are coming also.
AUSTIN, TX—Texas Governor Greg Abbott was heard yelling, “Yee-haw!” while firing two revolvers in the air -- the traditional way to announce a new Texas law. This law is a new public safety mandate requiring all citizens to wear a cowboy hat when leaving their homes.“This bill has been a long time coming,” said Abbott. “We need to flatten the curve of people being a bunch of Californians. That means everyone needs to wear a proper hat at all times and be a true Texan. Yee-haw!”With this bill, anyone seen out in public without a cowboy hat will be approached by a Texas Ranger, who will say, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?” before tossing the offender across the state line.The bill was mainly met with wide support. “Anytime you see someone near you without a cowboy hat, you feel unsafe,” said Tex Brewer, a Texan. “You wonder what that guy is up to. Is he going to raise my taxes or take my AR-15? I don’t cotton to that.”The bill did receive some pushback, though. “Hat’s itchy,” said one man.There will be some exceptions to the cowboy hat mandate, such as if your hat was just shot off your head in a showdown. There is also a mask mandate, but that only applies when you are robbing a train.Last edited by Tony Pic; 12-10-2020, 12:55 PM.
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Originally posted by rfroese View PostNot gonna lie, there may be some truth to what they said. Contrary to popular belief, Mamacita's and Rosa's Cafe aren't mexican food.
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