Pray for me

[Mayhem]

I live a few miles from him and haven’t heard any screaming or sirens. Yet.


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[Hart8]

It's possible that he's destroying the whole house right now.Making it look like a home invasion,of some sort..

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[SaltwaterSlick]

Ol Curt was one of the good guys... I'm afeared he dun got hisseff Jenned up... Dear Lord we know hell hath no fury like a mad grandma... If you can sir, please spare our buddy Curt... A to the Men!

[Pineywoods]

Oh man! She is gonna go all Hoodbranch on you when she sees that!

[Smart]

Poooooor Ninnie Jenny... that sweet, innocent girl marred a McRib lovin' bull in the china closet with a sparkling personality evidently.......

[Bro. Bill]

Prayers up��

[GarGuy]

Is the house insured? Might be a good time for an electrical fire or something

[LivinADream]

I wouldn't say anything, put the holes to the back, put a dozen new roses in it, and tell her they need water. Then run like hell when it starts hitting the floor.

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[SwampRanger]

You don't have a friend who will come over and "break it When he trips"....what are friends for?

[Chew]

She's fiddin' to go all Loop 494 trailer park on yo azz. Nice knowing you!

[trailrider]

Ive always enjoyed your posts Curt, and wanted to meet you one day. I'm sorry to see that's not going to happen.

[rolylane6]

Listen. If damage is done during the commission of a crime, the responsibility falls to the criminals. That vase was broken during an attempted break in by a red wasp. I can’t be held accountable. It’s the law.


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Yeah, 20 years ago....you watchin' the news lately? It ain't that way no more. Sorry man, you'll do time

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[Randell]

Just put it back and don’t say nada till she notices. Have any animals to blame?

[Txtourist]

So long friend..

[GA Bowhunter]

When she comes home go off on her for leaving your favorite vase out where it could get broken. You have to act super POed.

Make her apologize a few times before you calm down and accept it.

Trust me.