Jackin' with co-workers

[major_74]

these are hilarious

[jmac2410]

LOL great stuff here guys.

[Dc78]

Catch his machine unlocked. Send email to bunch people telling them to call him it is urgent.

[Froggy]

Jackin with sign thieves!!!

We had thieves stealing signs to some recreation areas. We'd put them up one day and they'd be gone the next.

I bought some oilfield pipe dope (graphite grease) and doped the back of the signs with a generously thick layer.

A few days later you could see where they had tried to wipe off the grease on the post. Good fingerprints.

After that they just ran over the signs.

[Ruff]

Placed a rainbow sticker in the rear windshield.

[Ruff]

Placed an ad for a low priced lease in a web site with the co-workers phone number on it.

[d arrow]

Mean but funny. Little fun at work isn't bad at all, NOW GET TO WORK!!!!!

[rjet]

Did the fart machine strapped under the chair, was great. Did the doe pee behind a computer terminal to an Iraqi guy I used to work with, we had him convinced it was the travel lady that smelled in the next cube over.

My all time favorite work story.

Was working 2nd shift at a company called DSC, there werent a whole bunch of folks working that shift. Was a bunch of mid 20 year olds in my group so we jacked with each other quite a bit. Damon had a pretty bad case of hemroids and would spend quite a bit of time in the bathroom. Our lead tech (real goofy dude) was giving Damon a hard time about time spent in the bathroom.
I watched Damon head off to the bathroom one night. I waited a couple minutes then made my way in there. I looked under the stalls and sure enough one stall had someone sitting on the pot. I got a bunch of paper towels and wet em in the sink and started bombarding Damon in that stall with the wet paper towels, couldnt believe he wasnt yelling. After around 10 wet paper towels and no response I left the restroom hitting the lightswitch on the way out to turn the lights off. Was laughin my arse off walking down the hall until I saw Damon sitting at his work bench.
Around 5 minutes later some old dude came out of the bathroom, was hillarious. To this day I wonder what must have been going through his mind as he was trying to take a dump in peace then getting bombarded with soaking wet paper towels.

[Eldog]

Leave a Memo for a co-worker to call (your local zoo) "Mr. Lion" - about some deer meat....

[rjet]

Fake spider one mentioned made me remember this one.

Get one of those small plastic spiders from halloween and stick in the bottom of a styrofoam cup (spider legs need to be big enough to hold it securely to the bottom), then put the cup back on the stack. Sit in the breakroom and watch, you will be rollin on the floor from the reactions.

[txnduckhntr]

put some oxygen/acetylaene in a empty plastic bottle, screw the lid on tight and tape it on the back side of where a dude was gonna weld. nice explosion--kinda scary

[BigL]

every once in a while I will flip monitors, screen shot of their desktop then delete the icons, forward calls from one cube to the one beside it and vice versa.

A few years ago i got into someone's computer bios and changed the setting to no hard drive. You should have seen the look on their face when they got that boot message of HD not found!

This thread has inspired me, tomorrow I'm going to reverse someone's dual monitors so his left is now on the right...

[Banded Drake Calls]

at the fire house we also turn the siren on so that when the medics turn the key on the siren blairs at them, wakes 'em up at shift change, also wire tied a fog horn to the bottom of our bosses chair so that when he sat down it went off, and take the screws out of all the draw pulls on his desk.

[Bobcat]

Added fart noises to common functions on the PC like closing viewing windows or shutting down. Then locked it. Drop Page at theticket.com so many good ones.

[firecapt186]

I will wait till a rookie goes to the bathroom. Give him time to get settled and take a large pot of water and throw the water at the bottom of the door. They say it looks like a tidal wave. They'll come back in the station wet from the waist down.

You need a flash light and portable air horn for the next one. Wait till someone is sleeping, shine the light and blow the horn at the same time. And holler, GET OUT OF THE ROAD!!!. It'll usually "slip their clutch" for a second.

Another thing we'll do is go by another fire staion, late at night. We have P.A.S.S. devices on our SCBA's. They'll alarm if a guy doesn't move for 45 seconds. We'll turn one on and put it in a locker and lock it. It goes off 45 seconds later and the crew has to get up to turn it off, only to find it locked up in a locker.