Jackin' with co-workers

[Archery1st]

I will not devulge any of my own stunts as I'm certain some co-workers lurk here.

However my old man is the king of pranksters. He worked for a major airline for 30 years. One day the airline got in a shipment of two Gorrila's for the local zoo. One of the guys loading the plane was scarred to death of them. Even though they were in metal cages inside of plywood shipping containers with only peep holes / air holes in the plywood.

Anyway while "nervous nelly" was loading luggage - dad "left" the plane. Only as soon as the guy turned his back dad slipped under the plane and snuck back into the cargo hold through the front cargo access. Can you see where this is going?

When the guy came by the container dad reached out and grabbed the poor guy by the shoulders and growled at him.

Now picture "nervous nelly" exiting the plane and running a 10 flat 100 across every piece of luggage on the conveyor belt loading into the plane all the while screaming like a 10 year old girl!

[head]

when i was welding, my station partner spray painted my inner lens black while i was in the "library."

We'd also take turns cutting each others wires in the machine, so they'd go back to welding and then run out of wire...or cut the argon take off mid-bead...


we stuffed a guy's cabinet full of styrofoam peanuts one time. they were in there for a couple of weeks before he found them! what a mess.

[Humper]

I walked into this one day....I was foiled!!!!

[Reaper]

tape on the mouse laser
emails sent from outlook to department; titles such as : "snuggle party at my cube" "who wants a mustache ride" "does anyone have spare underwear"
breakfast taco under monitor
switch contents of top drawers with bottom drawers
draw inappropriate pictures and messages in the dust on their rear windshields

[Cotton]

My Captain and I were moving our office and the Captain of CID hide some rubber snakes in our new furniture. While moving the computer desk the keyboard drawer slide out with a snake on it. My Capt. was half drawn as I dived behind a wall. He grabbed a computer cord and headed to CID. Shortly after that I get a call from the Sgt. in CID saying, “My Captain is taking your Captain to the hospital!” He tripped while chasing the other Capt. around CID and slit his hand open.

Every Friday we all went to lunch so a month later we planted a gallon zip lock bag full of blood bait in his car with “Pay Backs are a *****” written on it. It took him 3 weeks to find it and this was in July.

[d1rich1]

I like to leave post it notes on my friends computers saying things like (We're watching you) or (you'll be sorry)

[Tmag]

Dropped a plastic spider down the back of a coworkers shirt. He did a head stand and tried to get out the door all at the same time. Through a 4 foot length of thick SO cord around his neck one day and yelled snake. It was not pretty.

[innergel]

You can only do this if someone leaves and doesn't lock their computer, but it works great.

1. Take a full screen print and save it as a full sized image file.
2. Change their screen saver settings to display the screen printed image from step 1.
3. Change the "wake up" function to some weird keystroke combo, like Alt-F12.
4. When their computer goes into screen saver mode, the image displays and looks like their machine is locked. They'll have to use the Alt-F12 to unlock it. Most likely they will reboot. Next time it goes into screen saver mode, the same thing happens again.
5. Sit back and enjoy the stream of new cusswords coming from their cube.

[Huntin Addict]

Some of you fellas are mean!!!
We had a supervisor we didn't like, so when he went to the restroom we parked an 8000 pound forklift in front of the door.

Grease under the handle of someone's tool box.

I kept an electric pen in my pocket for a while, when you tried to click it open it would shock the heck out of ya.

[Big Brass]

Collect the dots out of 3 hole punches and put them in the defroster vents in your coworker's truck. The first time their window fogs they get a shower of dots when they turn on the defroster.

[FIRETX12]

"someone" rigged a feeder timer to the doorbell at the fire station to go off at 2:00 am. Needless to say, after a few shifts, the whole crew was up, hiding right behind the door with sticks waiting to pounce on the punk kid doing this. Man he was fast cause as soon as he rang rhe doorbell and the door was swung open, he was gone like the Flash. They ripped the doorbell wires out before they found the timer.

[chief262]

How about the old "Saran Wrap/clear plastic over the urinal /commode.

FYI- A real hardcore prankster always cover his tracks by doing something to himself to point blame towards someone else!

[crittergetter76]

You can do the same thing Innergel suggested above, except you move all the desktop icons out of view (off the the sides) and make the screen print jpg file their desktop background. All the icons are in the right places, but no matter how many times they click on them they won't be going anywhere.

[Justaguy]

You military and ex-military sailors can appreciate this..... A few years ago I was stationed on one of our 378' CG Cutters and was known to be a prankster. We were inport during my last 3 months onboard, so I went to Walmart and bought several big bags of marbles. During the inport period I hid marbles in file cabinets, in lockers, above the tiles in the false ceilings, and especially in the voids under the mattress/springs in their metal racks (bunks). A few weeks after I transferred, they got underway for a 3 month patrol. I got emails for weeks from people cussing me (in good humor of course).

[NateYJ]

Black electrical tape on the sink sprayer gets them everytime. At the fire house we don't have one anymore due to, too many pranks!!!!