Old guy sayings

[bboswell]

hard as a preachers *ric

[MisterB]

I think they threw away the baby and raised the afterbirth

[L.T.K.56]

That one looks like if you put a quarter behind her ear her teeth would fold back

[bboswell]

I love milf and cookies

[game_Chaser]

its colder the a well diggers a** out here

[Mojo]

I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel.

[eastxhunter]

Like my uncle REMIS (Gaysonhogs younger cousin) used to say:

“Put some bacon on a biscuit and STFU!”

Good times

[kmack]

Dad used to say this whenever we were going out and he'd mention our curfew:
"If you're early, you're on time
If you're on time, you're late
If you're late, you're f'kd!"

This is the reason why I'm 15 mins early to everything!

[LOC4L]

Dad used to say this whenever we were going out and he'd mention our curfew:
"If you're early, you're on time
If you're on time, you're late
If you're late, you're f'kd!"

This is the reason why I'm 15 mins early to everything!

Just don't get upset if you need to sit around for 15 minutes, lol.

[Lone_Wolf]

When someone was sitting around being worthless, my Grandpa would tell them in Czech:
"Why don't you S H I T in a sock and make a sucker"

[water turkey]

Does the Pope **** in the woods?

Don't know **** from shinola

Fair to Midland

Never trust a fart or waste a hard on

[kmack]

Just don't get upset if you need to sit around for 15 minutes, lol.

LOL! Usually ends up being 30 mins!
Luckily, my wife heard the same thing growing up. Unfortunately, none of our current friends did...

[texashunter]

How many remember when we were all called " Mullets"?

"boy you could tear up a steel ball"

[Burnadell]

Does the Pope **** in the woods?

Don't know **** from shinola

Fair to Midland

Never trust a fart or waste a hard on

*middling*

[Goldeneagle]

*middlin*