"It ain't smart to be dumb"
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Originally posted by WTucker View PostMy grandpa is full of great sayings: “It’s colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.”
A co-worker: “Working here is like goin’ to the moon in a covered wagon.”
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Holding his finger and thumb about an inch apart....."Son you liked about this much being born a terd".- Dad
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"When you realize you gotta fight, hit first and hit hard" -Dad
"Colder than a whore's heart"- Pop
"Darker than 6 feet up a bulls ***"- Pop
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