Any good stories of critters getting in your stand

[Patton]

When I was 15 I told my buddy's dad that after he dropped me off at my spot and the sun came up, a buzzard landed above the ladder stand I was in and threw up all down the steps, barely missing me. What had actually happened was we had snuck/sneaked(?) some crown n coke drinks the night and mixed with the coffee from that AM-- I had a bad case of the sh*ts. So pretty much a buzzard got in my ladder stand..

[Jcjohnson]

When I was 15 I told my buddy's dad that after he dropped me off at my spot and the sun came up, a buzzard landed above the ladder stand I was in and threw up all down the steps, barely missing me. What had actually happened was we had snuck/sneaked(?) some crown n coke drinks the night and mixed with the coffee from that AM-- I had a bad case of the sh*ts. So pretty much a buzzard got in my ladder stand..

Lmao That’s thinkin on your feet! Did he believe it?

[deerwatcher51]

I was hunting south Texas and it had been a warm evening and was supposed to be warm the next morning so I left the windows to the blind open. The next morning I climbed up the ladder and climbed into the blind. I didn't turn my flashlight on as I knew where everything was in the blind. After a few minutes of setting there, I had this feeling that I was not alone, flipped on the light and there on the floor was a bat. I proceeded to do a dance on his head, flipped the trapdoor open and kicked him out. Needless to say that was the last time I ever left a window to a blind open.

[twosixteens]

Lots of raccoon bird snake skunk bees wasp spider and even a piglet tried to get in a ground blind with me after I shot his momma. Scariest one was a bear in Saskatchewan I was hunting a set that had been set up for a cameraman so two ladder stands on the same tree I had my lunch and pack on the other stand I heard a noise behind me and watched as small bear climbed the tree with me and got on the ladder stand with my lunch knocked my pack off the stand and stole my lunch.

[muzzlebrake]

I guess nearly erbody has stepped on a covy of quail walking to their blind in the dark and soiled their draws. If not, then your time is coming. Doesn't help things when you have almost stepped on a rattlebug the day before. Pretty sure a grown man can scream at 142 decibels.

[steve corn]

Not a stand story but funny. My buddy and I were going on our first duck hunt of the season. Through all of our gear in the truck and headed for the lake. When we got to the flooded slew we were going to hunt and started putting on our waders he let out a cream and grabbed his crotch. As he was sliding his left foot in a rat not a mouse decided it was time to come out. He had grabbed rat, waders, pants under ware and all. He couldn't turn loose so he pulled everything off and threw it as far as he could. Everything landed in the lake. He didn't know if the rat came out or not so he stood there butt naked for several minutes while I examined his close for the rat. It was too cold to hunt wet so we had to go back home. Still bring it up every so often and laugh our butts off.

[DBLHKUP]

My brother was getting into a box blind that sat on the ground one morning. The door didn't get shut all the way and a coyote pup had taken up residence inside. It was snuggled up in a corner and he didn't see it as he got in. He sat down and must have put a foot on it because he said he heard something growling. When he hit it with the light, it went to running around his feet growling and making all kinds of noise. He managed to get the door open and it ran out. If I recall correctly, he may have shart his pants a little

LOL, I bet so!!