Tutorial for those who failed middle school sentence structure

[Pigpiggy]

Set em straight dad.

[Pigpiggy]

*sail ... get you're chit rite.

Cell?

[Pushbutton2]

What's is a sentence?

0:-)

Isn't that like when Bubba or Uncle Bubba to some and Mister Bubba two a couple except his missus, that's is his wife or could be girlfriend, but it ain't he's to scared of his missus to be stepping out on her. Anyways he done got drunk one and stole the cops cop car and wrecked it doing donuts on the frozen lake, well he didn't really wreck it ice broke through he got out ok. The judge give him 90 days and $15,000 prostitution. I'm guessing he ain't getting out cause his missus ain't paying for no prostitute. Never could cipher why the judge give him that and what one of them high dollar dancing girls might do different or better than his, Bubba's, missus.

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[Pigpiggy]

Eye’m goin bak to Calee. Goin bak to Calee......

[Hoggslayer]

M R Ducks
M R not ducks
S A R
c m quack.

Hoggslayer

[Lawhunter]

M R Ducks
M R not ducks
S A R
c m quack.

Hoggslayer

What this guy said

[4-fletch]

Dear seeson dun ended so hims gots to kills
time sums how.

[curtintex]

I payed a girl to do my English work in HS.

I laid a girl to do my English work in HS.

[Jcjohnson]

I laid a girl to do my English work in HS.

Pics or should we just assume she suffered from severe obesity?

[curtintex]

Pics or should we just assume she suffered from severe obesity?

Sounds like something a Georgia boy would assume.

[Jcjohnson]

I woulda hit it for an A in math

[curtintex]

I woulda hit it for an A in math

"Fleshy" girls needed love too.

[Muskles]

Guess this is the line to stand in for arse whoopins at nanza?

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[curtintex]

Guess this is the line to stand in for arse whoopins at nanza?

You know as well as I do that it would be an honor.

[Burnadell]

What's is a sentence?

0:-)

Isn't that like when Bubba or Uncle Bubba to some and Mister Bubba two a couple except his missus, that's is his wife or could be girlfriend, but it ain't he's to scared of his missus to be stepping out on her. Anyways he done got drunk one and stole the cops cop car and wrecked it doing donuts on the frozen lake, well he didn't really wreck it ice broke through he got out ok. The judge give him 90 days and $15,000 prostitution. I'm guessing he ain't getting out cause his missus ain't paying for no prostitute. Never could cipher why the judge give him that and what one of them high dollar dancing girls might do different or better than his, Bubba's, missus.

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I ain’t gonna lie. I chuckled at this one...and took names on some other of you wise acres!!!