How do you TBH casanovas do it?

[JES]

Is this maybe one of those Subway girls you were so scared of?

[JES]

I agree and was just joking.

I saw starting to wonder about you, I was going to ask to see your DD-214 if you were scared a woman farting....

[Slow&Steady]

For the OP: Be sure you understand this theorem and how to apply it before you proceed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGvxDxDLDvg

[BigJimmyRustler]

weren't you just asking for first date advice a couple weeks ago?

we got a call out thread!

[AgHntr10]

here you go OP

Do this and you will be good!



http://youtu.be/Jkmw9oGIDhI

Cup of cheese!

[JLivi1224]

No sir! Not allowed in my house. Women don't have those bodily functions as far as I care to know. Excuse yourself and handle your business, I should never know it happened.

Come on. Really?! Lol. Let her rip, tater chip.
Edit: I see enter you were kidding now. Carry on

[Mayhem]

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[Goldeneagle]

Dude just ain't been married long enough.

[AntlerCollector]

The secret to happiness is to find a good woman who can cook, a woman who is great in bed, and a woman who loves to do all the things you enjoy.









And never let the three of them find out about each other!

[Mayhem]

BTW, they all have one.


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[Kurdawg]

The secret to happiness is to find a good woman who can cook, a woman who is great in bed, and a woman who loves to do all the things you enjoy.









And never let the three of them find out about each other!

Lmao

[huntmaster]

dont worry, it will wear off

[Bowhuntamistad]

No pictures???

[junkmanhunter]

Weren't you just asking for first date advice a couple weeks ago?

Exactly what I thought when I saw this thread...



Slow down bud, it's a marathon not a sprint

[Mudslinger]

Not a Casanova by a long shot, but for her to keep me around for 44+ years has baffled me. I must be doing something right or she is blind and dumb, (which I know she is not).

Farting is allowed in my house and between me and my 2 Rotties, we pretty much gas her out and she has still stuck around. AND YES, SHE DOES FART, no often, but she does.