How do you TBH casanovas do it?

[Ætheling]

lol ok

Don't project yours problems on mine bud.

[bphillips]

Don't project yours problems on mine bud.

No problems here

[recar]

looks like the rut has begun

[SFAbowhunter]

If she can hold all that in and you never know about it no telling what else she's able to hide from you

[Slow&Steady]

No sir! Not allowed in my house. Women don't have those bodily functions as far as I care to know. Excuse yourself and handle your business, I should never know it happened.

One time a girl accidently let one squeak out while we were watching a movie at her place. We had been dating for a few weeks. She got super nervous and started shifting around to act like it was the couch. I look dead at her and said "did you just fart and then move around to try to get me to think it was the couch squeaking?" She turned super red and looked at the floor, clearly embarrassed, and said "yes...dammit". I said "okay, just making sure I understood what was going on here". A year later I married her. We've been together for almost 14 years, and have two beautiful children.

The moral of this story is this. While a fart will surely fog up your rose colored glasses, it doesn't have to be a harbinger of doom.

[Ætheling]

One time a girl accidently let one squeak out while we were watching a movie at her place. We had been dating for a few weeks. She got super nervous and started shifting around to act like it was the couch. I look dead at her and said "did you just fart and then move around to try to get me to think it was the couch squeaking?" She turned super red and looked at the floor, clearly embarrassed, and said "yes...dammit". I said "okay, just making sure I understood what was going on here". A year later I married her. We've been together for almost 14 years, and have two beautiful children.

The moral of this story is this. While a fart will surely fog up your rose colored glasses, it doesn't have to be a harbinger of doom.

I agree and was just joking.

[Kurdawg]

Lol

She must have put something on him!

Really good something.

[justin81]

You'll get sick of her eventually and that feeling will go away. It's usually right around the time your 2nd or 3rd kid is born so she can live off the child support haha.

[JayB]

I like bacon, too.

[Kurdawg]

WOW this thread escalated as fast as the 271" threads

[Acameron52]

No sir! Not allowed in my house. Women don't have those bodily functions as far as I care to know. Excuse yourself and handle your business, I should never know it happened.

I have to agree with you on this. For the 18 years I lived with my parents up until now I have NEVER heard my mother pass gas, and only heard her burp a few times which were accidental. As far as my mind goes women don’t burp, fart or poop. At least not the ones I’m interested in. No sir!!!

[AntlerCollector]

here you go OP

Do this and you will be good!

http://youtu.be/Jkmw9oGIDhI

[regraeae]

Do you even read man? Bacon is his friend, whatever he is talking about is way more powerful than bacon. A taco.

It is Taco Tuesday!

[HoustonHunter94]

I have to agree with you on this. For the 18 years I lived with my parents up until now I have NEVER heard my mother pass gas, and only heard her burp a few times which were accidental. As far as my mind goes women don’t burp, fart or poop. At least not the ones I’m interested in. No sir!!!

Same here. Been with my wife for almost 8 years and we do not do that stuff around each other. We have our own bathrooms in the house.

[JTeLarkin08]

My wife definitely farts more than me lol