My fiancé and her jokes....

[Thumper]

What happens when there's no fog/smog in Calif?> UCLA.

[Thumper]

Different but funny.

https://youtu.be/0L5QC9ZJkM8

[LivinADream]

From the daughter.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodle

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[Rudyl]

Wow, I loved this, I just went thru 2 years of corny jokes.

[SaintBlaise]

The cotton eyed joe - that's great!! LOL!

They could make a song about it.

[DapperDan]

Wife told me to add this one for you guys.




Walked into a pet store and I asked to buy 12 bees.

The pet store owner came back with 13.

I told him, that’s one more than I asked for.

He said “that one’s a freebie”....


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[Mission408]

Two old samurai warriors were sitting around when a fly buzzed by. The first samurai took out s sword and swish, the fly dropped dead.
Moments latter 2 flys came in the room. The second samurai took out his sword and swish-swish. Both flys droped to the ground.
Then another fly came in the room. The first samurai. Grabbed his sword and swish-swish. And the fly kept flying. The second turend to the first and said "you missed". The first replied "no, now the fly cannot have kids!"

[rjtkdplus]

Wife got me with a good one today! Guess she trying to hint at something since today is out first anniversary of marriage! Lol


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The last one married a girl from Florida. He told her the same thing. He woke up to see St Peter shaking his head and laughing

[Rigging Cooks]

A duck walks into a bar jumps up on a bar stool and ask the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, This is a bar we don't serve milk, get out of here. The next day the duck returns to the bar and again ask for a glass of milk. The bartender says this is a bar we don't serve milk, get out of here before i nail your beak to the bar, now get out of here. The next day the duck returns to the bar, jumps up on the bar and ask the bartender do you have any nails? The bartender says no, so the duck says Ok I'll have a glass of milk.

[brokeno]

So the bartender served him a glass of milk and said that will be $4.00.
And the duck said just put it on my bill.

[DedDuk]

The seven dwarfs were all sitting around in a hot tub. They were drinking beer, smoking cigars and feeling happy.


So he got out.

[Hammer-1]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



He was dead


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[horsehands]

Why can't they have driver's ed and sex education on the same day in Mexico?
Too rough on the donkey.