My fiancé and her jokes....

[thorn4570]

Funny stuff. My dad was the king of corny jokes.

[Grndchecker]

I had a joke about time travel, but you didn’t like it.

[Laketex]

A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Saratoga, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, ‘If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?’ The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, ‘Nah, you go ahead.’

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, ‘Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.’

[DapperDan]

Wife got me with a good one today! Guess she trying to hint at something since today is out first anniversary of marriage! Lol


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[Uncle Saggy]

A little hair lipped boy dressed as a pirate for Halloween. I mean this boy was bad hairlipped. The first house he came to he rang the door bell. A lil ole lady answered to hear him “twick o tweet’. The ole woman says “ oh honey look a little pirate. How cute”. She asks the little hair lipped boy “ well sonny, where are your bucaneers?”. The little hair lipped boy replies “ on my buccin Head, can’t you buccin tee em?”

LMMFAO
Freaking classic


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Thstnort

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[Uncle Saggy]

My favorite joke of all time, hope this doesn't get me banned lol:

Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes?

Because they're still squinting from the blast.

I always thought it was due to beef stroganoff

[WalkieTalkie]

What the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Beer nuts are over a dollar, deer nuts are under a buck

[Texas Grown]

Love me some Bad Dad-jokes!
Unfortunately, sometimes my children don't.

[cattlelackranch]

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

[Bowtech38]

Wanna hear a dirty joke? Guy fell in a mud puddle

[4-fletch]

My 16 year old told me this one.
My girlfriend bet me I couldn't build a car outa
spaghetti.You shoulda seen the look on her face when
I drove pasta!

[cattlelackranch]

What do you call a bear with no teeth?



A gummy bear

[DapperDan]

My 16 year old told me this one.
My girlfriend bet me I couldn't build a car outa
spaghetti.You shoulda seen the look on her face when
I drove pasta!

That’s good!!!


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[rjtkdplus]

What is a pirates favorite letter?..........................................R

Most people think this but it’s really the “c”

[steve corn]

Old timer sitting on his front porch one day. A young man pulls up and says" I see you have a bunch of butter cups out there and was wondering if I could go out and get some butter." Old man says go ahead son but it don't work that way. The young man comes back with the best butter the old man had ever tasted. Next day the same thing but this time the young man says "you got a lot of milk weed, can I have some." Old man says sure but there's no way your gonna get milk from them. Young man comes back with the best milk the man had ever tasted. The next day the young man comes back and says" I noticed a lot of ***** willows and the old man says "Let me get my hat"