Anyone else have a dog that you just don't like ?

[Throwin Darts]

I've laughed so hard at the stories in this thread. Thanks for posting

[Pineywoods]

This has been a funny thread for sure. I almost spit my coffee up a couple of times. My wife has had a couple small shi-tzu's that were both dumb as a box of rocks. I've been training dogs my whole life without issue but these dogs were just too dumb to realize they were supposed to crap and pee outside. Well, I don't put up with that so away they went. I have an 80lb male Boxer now that is one of the best dogs I've ever had. I said I'd never have a small dog again but we got a Boston Terrier pup that's about 5 months old and is a great little dog. Her and my Boxer are buds. I have no problem getting rid of a problem dog or a dog I don't like....even if it's my wife's.

[fox1]

One more Deeks is an *** story before work.
Last year my wife surprised me with playoff tickets to go watch the cowboys and green bay slug it out. I had never been to an nfl game and it meant a lot to me that she bought us tickets.
I saved the ticket in the little plastic holder that goes around your neck, when we got back I was cleaning out my truck and dropped the ticket on the ground as I was walking in, my hands where full so I decided to go in and put down the luggage and stuff and get the ticket on my way back to the truck.
When I walked out there he was holding my ticket in his mouth, I called him and he just looks at me, I step towards him and he backs up. I stop he sits down still holding my ticket , I step closer he backs up. I go back in the house and get one of his snacks to trade him but after I show him the snack he takes my ticket runs under my connex and drops the ticket and comes back out.
I can't see under the connex and it's loaded so I can't even pick up the front with my tractor because I have tried. Every couple of months when we are outside he goes running by with my ticket in his mouth but takes it back under the connex when I try to get it.
I don't think he likes the Cowboys so like I said he's an atheist.

[Stick-Launcher]

This is a great thread!!!

[Brown County Man]

i have laughed out loud on many of these. And I thought my dogs used to be bad!

[Pineywoods]

One more Deeks is an *** story before work.
Last year my wife surprised me with playoff tickets to go watch the cowboys and green bay slug it out. I had never been to an nfl game and it meant a lot to me that she bought us tickets.
I saved the ticket in the little plastic holder that goes around your neck, when we got back I was cleaning out my truck and dropped the ticket on the ground as I was walking in, my hands where full so I decided to go in and put down the luggage and stuff and get the ticket on my way back to the truck.
When I walked out there he was holding my ticket in his mouth, I called him and he just looks at me, I step towards him and he backs up. I stop he sits down still holding my ticket , I step closer he backs up. I go back in the house and get one of his snacks to trade him but after I show him the snack he takes my ticket runs under my connex and drops the ticket and comes back out.
I can't see under the connex and it's loaded so I can't even pick up the front with my tractor because I have tried. Every couple of months when we are outside he goes running by with my ticket in his mouth but takes it back under the connex when I try to get it.
I don't think he likes the Cowboys so like I said he's an atheist.

Ok I was on your side until I read this. If Deeks is smart enough to dislike the Cowboys, he's ok in my book! jk... on a serious note, that's one smart dog. Sounds like he likes playing mind games with you.

[nursejenn]

Just... yes....

[Smithwr]

I have two of the little terrorist, one is pretty chill. I used to take him to work everyday pumping wells for about 4 years, I would let him out at the gate and he would run to the well and meet me back at the gate. What i really think chilled him out was all the running and if he messed up I would put him in the toolbox instead of the cab until we got to the next well. It was kinda funny because he was all buttered up with my wife until she got pregnant, I guess he could smell the hormones or something because he completely abandoned her, he likes my son just fine now but wont hardly look at my wife.



The other one..................................he was only $50 because his litter mate bit him on the eye. That small tooth hole ended up costing me $1,500 when it got infected. That SOB runs in the door and runs around the back of the couches and chairs like hes in one of those spheres that dirt bikes run in at carnivals. Hes just too stupid, i can discipline him "sternly" and he just comes right back waggin his tail like I had just given him a steak dinner. Every time I open the back door EVERY TIME he tries to run in and he eats a boot, when he gets his composure he will immediately do it again like a furry pinball. Hes untrainable.

I personally have watched him go to the invisible fence multiple times back to back and get popped, and he just goes back for more. I turned it to "eleven" and he nearly did a backflip, and you know what the dumbarse did? Went for more back flips

A couple weekends ago we went to float the river, apparently the gfi plug tripped on the fence controller, neighbor called and said she went to feed and Ranger is gone!!!!!! That made my trip exponentially better but I was crushed when he was waiting on the porch upon our arrival.

[mfarmer]

When we were first married we wanted a dog. Wife went and got a Schnauzer from the pound. Once it snapped at the neighbor kid I made her take it back. She said she would come home with another dog. We lived in an apartment, she was going to college, and I was working a crappy job. We were broke. I told her to find something like a beagle or jack Russell. She came home with a miniature, long hair Chihuahua. That she paid for. Cash...$350. did I mention we were broke newlyweds?
I was so ****** off I could see straight. And this dog has cost me a fortune since we've owned him. When he was young he became so possessive of my work boots he would draw blood every morning I went to work, by attacking me when I picked up my boots.
He also injured his hip jumping off a bed when he was a pup I do not remember how much that cost. Then my first day off in 2 years was a fathers day weekend. I walked out to double check the dogs minutes before we leave on a 5 hour trip and find this little ******* dragging an eyeball behind him. Emergency vet visit to pop his eye back in. Three weeks later eye gets infected and he has to have it removed. I'm the one to take this dog to vet and this dog hates my guts and the feeling is mutual.
We have a few more vet instances then we move to Midland. The first night we move into rent house escapes. And bites the dog catcher. Automatic quarentine and a bill.
Then we take him to the vet for yearly shots, they find an heart murmur and so much other crap and give him 3 months to live. My prayers are answered, or so I thought. He's drawn so much blood from me I could stock every blood drive that comes through town.
Weve been here 6 years and every 3-6 months he has to go-to vet and they say 2-3 months to live. Liars.
Two months ago he started dragging his back legs overnight like he was paralyzed. We took him to the vet and the vet said he would do X-rays and have sedate him to do X-rays like he always has to do to him
He came back said I've got some inflammation pills to give him, but don't think it will work. He said I think he has bigger issues, and surgery at his age (13) is iffy and possibly need to look at other options. The first night after the pills he was running around like a pup. He still attacks my ankles every morning. I could have mortgaged a second house for the vet bills for a dog that hates my guts.

Are you not a gun owner?

[doublearrow]

Are you not a gun owner?

Yes I am but can't afford the divorce. My wife loves that little ******* like one of the kids.

[TallTexan]

Lol is all I have to most of the stories.

[BETTERLUCKYTHANGOOD]

You could try to hump him till he pees but the way it sounds he might turn the tables on you

He would come up pregnant!!!

[fishingsetx]

Had a mini dachund for 12 years. One of the best dogs ive ever owned. He was a fetching machine, loved water, loved riding anything (4 wheeler, mower, ranger, anything). Went everywhere with me. Fearless but thats what got him. Finally tangled with one of the neighbors big dogs and $600 later, still had to have him put down.

We have another one now and he is absolutely worthless. Cant house break him, pees every time I try to pet him, doesnt do anything but eat, pee, crap, and dig holes.

Just got a redbone coonhound. At 5 months old, he is already much better than the dachund. He is the most laid back pup ive ever seen. Loves to just hang out, rarely barks, and, so far, is just an all around good dog. Almost house broken and he is still a pup. All i have to do is raise my voice and you would think I had hit him. If I do have to give him a light swat, he pouts for at least half an hr, then is happy again. Took him on a ride the other day and this is where he ended up! Also loves my son!



Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians!

[mlmtx01]

I've owned dogs I would die for and dogs i didn't mind shooting. My current dog Walter was worthless and I was contemplating getting rid of him. Five years ago we had our first child. Some how that changed that dog into the most loyal house dog I've had yet. He's more loyal to me and my wife, but he is my son's dog. He's been that way since my son was born. It's weird. Just had a new baby two weeks ago. Maybe he'll stop sneaking off and going to do whatever he does in the middle of the night that he thinks I don't know about.

[BBReezen]

My wife's dog, I won't type the novel of reasons I hate him because she is the root of most of the issue. He is a totally different dog when she is not around, due to the fact he knows I won't take any crap from him. What i say goes the first time, she will tell him to do something 10 times and if he doesn't do it, she gives up on it. He has almost caused a divorce a few time mainly because she doesn't like my criticism of how big a pos he is and that she needs to make him understand that our 10 month old daughter is more important than he is. He has an entitled attitude. He has to be all up in my wife's space all hours of the day and night and it really ****** me off when she is playing with our daughter and he is right in the middle of them. Our daughter has crawled over him twice and he has growled and snapped at her, and my wife spanks him but not very hard and then makes it a point to try and keep Collins away from him instead of making him go somewhere else. It will blow up and the divorce topic will come out of her mouth again because if he does it again I'll be stepping in and let him and her know that I'm not gonna put up with that crap anymore. I've told her that he will cease to exist if he ever bites her and hurts her, she did not like that. He is a shihtzu btw. I really hate him

Oh and she is totally against me having a dog because she does not want to see me loving a GOOD, WELL BEHAVED, LOYAL dog and hate her dog at the same time. That came from her one day when I said I wanted to get a puppy that Collins can grow up with and be pals with.