I bought my wife a Jack Russel 3 years ago. He is by far the biggest jaskass I have ever met. It's not that he is out of control he is just obnoxious and he is mean to my old lab.
His favorite game is to run in the room and wake me up by jumping on me, he knows if I catch him he is dead because he flys out of there like a streak of lightning.
I walked outside to go to work this morning and he was IN my cedar planter eating strawberrys. I swatted AT him with my hat and he started screaming bloody murder, the wife walked outside to see what was happening and I kid you not the little bastage limped up to her whining like I had kicked him, I never layed a hand on him.
She said he was fine all day but when I drove up this evening he developed a limp again.
If he was a human I would have already beat the living blazes out of him.
His favorite game is to run in the room and wake me up by jumping on me, he knows if I catch him he is dead because he flys out of there like a streak of lightning.
I walked outside to go to work this morning and he was IN my cedar planter eating strawberrys. I swatted AT him with my hat and he started screaming bloody murder, the wife walked outside to see what was happening and I kid you not the little bastage limped up to her whining like I had kicked him, I never layed a hand on him.
She said he was fine all day but when I drove up this evening he developed a limp again.
If he was a human I would have already beat the living blazes out of him.
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