"Your Favorite Saying"

[Lynn21]

She's stronger than 10 rows of onions. (Referencing a good looking woman.)

[DaveC]

From Dave Ramsey -
Live like no one else so you can live like no one else.

[stixx]

When some one tells me they have a question for me I always say, "I have two answers and they are both probably wrong."

Don't know why, but always have said that.

[alec73065]

From my MIL "It's not rocket Surgery "

[deerwatcher51]

Mine is a Yogism....it ain't over until it's over.

[AntlerCollector]

You're killin me Smalls

[systemnt]

"You still here?"

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[N.DaWoods]

Something tastes so good, "it'll make a tadpole slap a whale."

We'll see you later, "Lord willing and the creek don't rise."

"You're dumber than a sack of hammers."

Someone asks how your doing, "any better id be twins."

Someone says, what do you know? "It takes a really big bird to wiegh 1000lbs."

[Uncle Saggy]

Oh.thanks


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[Brian H]

John Brown the luck

[gatt40]

There's the door now use it

[Tony Pic]

You won't find that in any book.

Been busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.

You can never tell a stupid person that they are stupid.

[Diamond S]

I have a few that come to mind.
Ugly person- That girl/boy could scare the paint off a stick horse

Someone ask how much rain I got- It is clear and still at my house.... Clear up to my ***** and still rising.

when one of my apprentices would question how I said to do something.- Boy! If I tell you a monkey can pull a freight train, the next thing I want to see is you hooking up the harness

Someone ask "Whats up?"- That is a two letter word for direction, just the opposite of down.

When someone ask if you want to do something or go somewhere fun- I am all over that like a fat lady on a bar stool.

When something is screwed up- Looks like I/You made a soup sandwich

[DEG]

Ya can't drink all day if ya don't start in the mornin'

[tpcollins]

You have two choices . . . and you probably won't like the 2nd one.