"Your Favorite Saying"

[FLASH_OUTDOORS]

When I send someone to get something and they come back and say they couldn't find it. I know exactly where it is and go get it myself and say "If it was a $100 bill you woulda found it."


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[duckheadchili]

It'll feel better when It quits hurtin

[Texantax]

That's your ***

[Smart]

"You slacker...."

"Like playin' cards with my brother's kids!"

[Hydestik]

You got a head on you like an ole hen dirt dauber

[texaspacker]

Why is it lawyers and doctors get to practice what they do for a living? Would you let a mechanic who practiced his trade work on your vehicle?
Favorite movie/ TV quote. From Curley on The Three Stooges. "I try and think but nothin' happens."
From Full Metal Jacket "What IS your major malfunction?"

[IbeHuntn]

You can put a boot in the oven but it won't make a biscuit


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[RascalArms]

I have several...most of which derived from my ole man.

"You can't make chicken salad outa chicken sh**"

"Don't pi** down my leg and tell me it's rainin"

"That went over like a tur* in a punch bowl"

[Livin'2hunt]

To a lackluster employee:

"If I have to do it myself, why do I need you?"

[perow]

"It is what it is"

[Sethfish]

All hat and no cattle.

Shallower than a bar ditch in a drought.

[wow]

I'm finer than frog hair

[LivinADream]

Sack of flour makes a big biscuit

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[Draco]

If you don't like this speed, I know you ain't going to like my other speed.

[Coon]

"Can't fix stupid!"

But you can put a white shirt on it!
Because management wears white shirts.