2017 Texas Rangers Season Thread!!

[Smart]

That translation is whack![emoji23]

[systemnt]

That translation is whack![emoji23]

I wasn't going to be the first one to be insensitive... but **** that gave me a headache... think I'd follow it better if it were written in Japanese ...

[Shane]

That translation is whack![emoji23]

Yeah, but I did like the part where it said Dyson was packing up his stuff and leaving.

[Chase This!]

I wasn't going to be the first one to be insensitive... but **** that gave me a headache... think I'd follow it better if it were written in Japanese ...

He's Korean, Mr. Baseball.

[1369]

I wasn't going to be the first one to be insensitive... but **** that gave me a headache... think I'd follow it better if it were written in Japanese ...

He's Korean, Mr. Baseball.

Brilliant observation Captain Obvious, but if you'd take the time to actually read the previous comment instead of wetting yourself in your childish excitement to unleash yet another nonsensical bout of verbal diarrhea, you'd realize that systemnt was saying he finds the Korean Hangul alphabet difficult to understand and process and would've been better served if it had been written in Kanji.

[Chase This!]

No. He was talking about the English translation. Try to keep up.

[Smart]

2017 Texas Rangers Season Thread!!

Brilliant observation Captain Obvious, but if you'd take the time to actually read the previous comment instead of wetting yourself in your childish excitement to unleash yet another nonsensical bout of verbal diarrhea, you'd realize that systemnt was saying he finds the Korean Hangul alphabet difficult to understand and process and would've been better served if it had been written in Kanji.

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Quote approved for that but please don't quote the smooshgag in the future[emoji23]. Well unless it is more of the same.[emoji23]

[systemnt]

Don't quote the vinegar gargling first rounder.
He is of no value.

[Chase This!]

You guys are so mean. Guess I'll just go play on the boat on this nice Saturday and leave the www to the eTough guys.

[sjaaaz]

You guys are so mean. Guess I'll just go play on the boat on this nice Saturday and leave the www to the eTough guys.

Why am I at work on a Saturday?

[systemnt]

Rockies could be in line to pick up Dyson... even some sentiment that Washington could be/should be interested...
Dyson might be trading up...

[jerp]

Managing a bullpen has to be incredibly frustrating for a manager. It seems like no matter how good they may have been the year before, when the season starts your relievers are just "a bunch of guys". The season gets rolling and you hold your breath and see what you get as the season develops. I suppose it is the same way to some degree with starters but that Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde stuff seems much more pronounced with bullpen hands.

[Grayson]

Rockies could be in line to pick up Dyson... even some sentiment that Washington could be/should be interested...
Dyson might be trading up...

Dyson pitching in Coors Field????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!!!

[systemnt]

http://www.purplerow.com/2017/6/2/15727978/mlb-trade-rumors-texas-ranger-sam-dyson-colorado-rockies-fit

[Smart]

Dyson pitching in Coors Field????? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!!!

I predict a large outbreak is whiplash for Rockies fans