Most Embarrassing Moment to Date...

[rjet]

Yeah, I am pretty sure that was pretty embarrasing. Least you will have some cool scars to show next time you moon someone.
But dont feel bad, embarrising is going into day surgery early in the morning after a bachelor party and not realising until you are on the operataing table that some jackwagon painted your toe nails pink the night before.

[Dale Moser]

I would like to say I'm not laughing at you....but that would make me a liar, and I'd rather just be a jackass.

[Brute Killer]

My wife heard the crash ran in there and saw me out. She freaked.

[okrattler]

Oh that's not cool. Better than what I thought you were gonna say though.

[Ironman]

X2 on missing the ol' coccyx.

[MONSTERKEN]

So...no wise CRACKS?

Does you butt look like a plus sign now?

Sorry!!!

Oh no, its a egual sign parallel to my GOD given crack.

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[MONSTERKEN]

Well, you guys ALWAYS say, if there is no pics, it didnt happen.......

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[Fishndude]

Oh no, its a egual sign parallel to my GOD given crack.

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Ohhhhhhh!!! Seriously sounds awful. Hope you don't have to pooh any time soon.

[okrattler]

I don't think that's necessary. I believe ya.

[jshouse]

I don't think that's necessary. I believe ya.

Correct.

My wife uses this "wood shine" crap on our wood floors and it's as slick as Clark Griswolds spray on snow sled stuff, I fell last weekend and like the OP said, it was in slow motion. Came away with a sore elbow and luckily nothing else. She thought it was funny as **** though...

[dbpredator]

Well, you guys ALWAYS say, if there is no pics, it didnt happen.......

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I was thinking as I read this thread pics or it didn't happen.
But seriously i dont need any pics.

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[Texas Grown]

Butt is there anyone to bare witness to the "equal sign" you now have besides your wife and the doc?

[mudjeremy]

Glad it wasn't worse

[Playa]

Have you checked to make sure they glued the right "slits"? My luck a drop or 2 of glue would drop and glue my crack closed tight

[Jakesfish]

Waiting..

Have you checked to make sure they glued the right "slits"? My luck a drop or 2 of glue would drop and glue my crack closed tight

I was waiting on this one..^^^^^^^^^^