Most Embarrassing Moment to Date...

[Froggy]

I feel another classic TBH thread developing.

[Ironman]

So what you're saying is........it hit ya where the good lord split ya?

[MONSTERKEN]

Butt is there anyone to bare witness to the "equal sign" you now have besides your wife and the doc?

Oh yeah, several nurses, interns, and/or residents got a good look. I would be surprised if some pics were already floating around the ol interweb. Or maybe they were looking at my, well, nevermind. And yes, no glue got close to anything important. Butt, I will tell you one thing. I do however have to be very careful doing one particular chore. Due to the closeness of said wound to the ol exhaust. I need to be very careful. Infection is always a possibility. Itll be Wet wipes here on out for a few days.

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[TX_Kevin]

Deer Lord, thank you that this is not me this time!
As a man with 54 staring me in the face I fully understand, and I literally plan to avoid these scenarios. Alcohol tends to interrupt those plans, but I do so love scotch.

Can I get an Amen?

[DaveC]

Ouch!!

Time to redesign the door closure, if it happens again you'll be cussing yourself.

[Mike D]

And this is why I'm building a walk in shower in my house.


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[westguy76]

reminds me of the time when I was 9 climbing the chain link fence between my house and my best friends next door when my foot slipped and got the top of the chainlink fence where it comes together where I come together.. 30 something stitches.. there was a small step ladder there from that point on.

[Mudslinger]

If that Doc used the same glue they tried to glue a cut on my hand with, then don't worry if they glued the "wrong cut/crack". First time you fart, it will blow the glue right out! No problems, no hold!

[Texas Grown]

Oh yeah, several nurses, interns, and/or residents got a good look. I would be surprised if some pics were already floating around the ol interweb. Or maybe they were looking at my, well, nevermind. And yes, no glue got close to anything important. Butt, I will tell you one thing. I do however have to be very careful doing one particular chore. Due to the closeness of said wound to the ol exhaust. I need to be very careful. Infection is always a possibility. Itll be Wet wipes here on out for a few days.

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Sounds like a potentially dirty problem there. Better keep a bottle of antiseptic, bottle of alcohol, and a bottle of peroxide handy for those clean wipes. And a micro butane torch to cauterize everything should anything happen.

Just remember, pain is God's way of letting you know your still alive.


BTW, I've got a 11" dogleg scar on my left check where they had to go in onetime, detach the glutes, and put a plate over my pelvis/femur joint where I broke half of it off (the back half of the socket) and dislocated the femur. Put 6 screws in there too, which will always be there. Looks like a perforated metal muffle hanger (how fitting for the location ). So you can say, I really got scr**ed in the back side that time . Thankfully you didn't break anything.

[AggieBowHunter09]

I'm still laughing after reading this

[XBOW STALKER]

Good thing its not deer season. 12 hr sits with 2 slits would be know fun!

[Catcher20]

I've got a buddy who while inebriated, slipped and fell at the end of a boat slip. The corner of the dock hit him in a not so great spot between two sensitive Southern areas...

No permanent damage was done, but it was an interesting visit to the ER to have everything stitched up.

[DarrellS]

At least it missed your twig and berries. Could have been much worse and a lifelong injury.

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[Flint knapper]

Good thing its not deer season. 12 hr sits with 2 slits would be know fun!

I second that!

[Outlaw_6]

Ouch.

Prayers for a speedy recovery.


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