Tree stand laxative

[bownutone]

I get up super early.
Drink 3 cups of coffee.
Rush around like I'm late getting things together.
something about all that makes my stomach unload.
I never leave the camp till unloaded

This is me. I am lucky to be pretty regular. I am normally the first to leave camp unless I am waiting on the coffee to kick in.

[muzzlebrake]

I'll just leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZEqQlOYXSo

[bowtechbandit]

I'll just leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZEqQlOYXSo

this guy maybe on to something

[tmstuk]

This is hilarious. Keep the stories coming!

[Hoggslayer]

I think that guy has a light out.

[Dakota7493]

Anyone ever use an immodium as a preemptive measure to delay the inevitable a few hours?

I do this anytime wife and I have date nights. Seems I can eat anything at home but get away from the home throne and I go into IBS mode it seems. Immodium will usually do the trick.

Even if I have to get up early early to hunt, I'll wake up an extra 1/2hr earlier to get a cup of coffee in me and get mine while I'm at home.