Tree stand laxative

[Muddy Bud]

It's almost ritualistic. Early morning + bow blind = dookie time. Oh, and take your release off before you wipe "just saying".

[muzzlebrake]

I always have a roll of hockey tickets in my back pak.
I learned after wasting too may pair of good drawers hidden under a flat rock by not having a good supply of reach back with me at all times.

[RiverRat00]

As soon as I hit the woods and start walking around in the dark I'm in trouble. That feeling of wanting to dropping the boys in the pool kicks in and I'm in trouble. Especially when I drink coffee.

Oh yeah, and that urge usually just comes out of no where.

Not hunting this morning but just reading this right now has me in the toilet dropping stones.

PS-no matter how bad your urge is pick a spot to drop your crap where there is no cactus.. Learned the hard way, needles to say I didn'tvhave the urge after that..

[switchback]

Never happens when I'm in my stand. Even if I go before I leave the house it always seems to hit me as soon as I hit the parking lot. Almost every time. Never have to go while I'm at the lake on the boat just have to pee like every 15 minutes. Something about the woods.

[rg2]

Wake up earlier & drink coffee, try & push 1 out b4 you leave camp...

[kry226]

^^^^ This. Get your lazy bums out of bed earlier and take care of business before leaving. I'll sometimes be up an hour before leaving in order to shake something loose. This ain't rocket science.

[Reaper87]

This is terrible I'm trying not to laugh in the stand this morning. Lol

[Jmh05]

Typically I'm pretty regular but there can always be that after lunch fast food surprise!

While hunting- that really sucks!!


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[forest-hunter]

Eat healthy and dig a hole and spit on a leaf if there's no dew on the ground. I don't even bring tp or wipes. Then cover it up with the loose dirt.

[wow]

Spanish Moss is your friend

[Mr. Stickers]

No coffee & I'm good......but if I even get a good smell of coffee it's bound to happen at the most un opportune time.

Two rules for a man to always remember

1. No coffee before climbing in the stand

2. Never & I mean never......take a sleeping pill & laxative in the same night.....

[CastAndBlast]

We were talking about this last weekend. I never ever had an issue until last year. I have now hunted since I was 9 and I am now 33. I literally have not been able to sit through a full morning hunt without having to climb down and give birth to an Obama doll for the past year.

I have tried it all...I get up 2 hours early, free a corn backed brown trout a camp, and still have to go as soon as the sun starts coming up.

My wife says it is because I get so excited.

I am almost to the point of not eating dinner the night before.

I have just resorted to holding until I am in tears and carrying adult poopy pads in my back pack and my ranger.

It is getting very old to say the least.

[Kmiles84]

Just wear depends while hunting and mess your pants. Problem solved

[Hoggslayer]

Ever hear the story about the guy dropping a load in the hood of his insulated coveralls. Got all zipped up and flipped his hood back on and it had a surprise in it. I laugh every time I think about that.

[Daddypants]

You guys need TK and Mike's Port-o-Pooper. It's Number One when you gotta Number Two!