Tree stand laxative

[CastAndBlast]

Ever hear the story about the guy dropping a load in the hood of his insulated coveralls. Got all zipped up and flipped his hood back on and it had a surprise in it. I laugh every time I think about that.

Haven't heard that one...I did accidentally crap on the strap of my waders when ducking one morning. I didn't realize it until after I got everything buttoned back up. Once I realized what was on my hands, I threw up.

This is a real problem!

[panhandlehunter]

It's mostly the beer and whiskey that causes it for me.

[Electrican]

I always have a roll of hockey tickets in my back pak.
I learned after wasting too may pair of good drawers hidden under a flat rock by not having a good supply of reach back with me at all times.

We were talking about this last weekend. I never ever had an issue until last year. I have now hunted since I was 9 and I am now 33. I literally have not been able to sit through a full morning hunt without having to climb down and give birth to an Obama doll for the past year.

I have tried it all...I get up 2 hours early, free a corn backed brown trout a camp, and still have to go as soon as the sun starts coming up.

My wife says it is because I get so excited.

I am almost to the point of not eating dinner the night before.

I have just resorted to holding until I am in tears and carrying adult poopy pads in my back pack and my ranger.

It is getting very old to say the least.

I just spit wiggy all over my iPad reading these!!!!

[buckmastertexas]

I can tell that the hiking to the stand, doing all the physical stuff of assembling the stand and climbing the tree, is going to loosen up the bowels.....plus the fact that we are leaving the house/camp at an earlier hour than we normally do our business is made for this to happen at an inconvenient time.

[Fishy]

Ever hear the story about the guy dropping a load in the hood of his insulated coveralls. Got all zipped up and flipped his hood back on and it had a surprise in it. I laugh every time I think about that.

The visual of that made me laugh out loud. Terrible to think of it really happening to someone, but funny as heck.

[SneakyPhil]

My best friend is one of those guys that the minute we get to our wadeing spot of to the deer blind he informs me that he has to go. This happens no matter if he goes before we leave the house.

[SneakyPhil]

I would post a clip of East Bound and Down where Will Ferell is having a dinner party with a bunch of Koreans and his friend tell a story about have to drop A duce during a duck hunt. LOL! I would get in trouble though.

[SCREAMINREELS]

Walking to the stand helps I walked about 3/4 mile each way this weekend...leaned against a telephone pole about half way there and did my business..carry a small garden shovel for potted plants /seeds etc. Super small and easy to use/doesn't take up space in the backpack

[bowtechbandit]

I cant believe so many people actually tote a dang shovel of some sort with them to cover their Chit with... kick a little dirt over it and go on living your life!

[the marshall]

I get up super early.
Drink 3 cups of coffee.
Rush around like I'm late getting things together.
something about all that makes my stomach unload.
I never leave the camp till unloaded

[SCREAMINREELS]

I cant believe so many people actually tote a dang shovel of some sort with them to cover their Chit with... kick a little dirt over it and go on living your life!

Im not worried about the poop it's the toilet paper...not my land so last thing I need is landowner seeing piles of toilet paper everywhere

[JHT]

This topic has been brought up here before. I have this affliction too. Someone posted up his remedy to his percolating innards. The night before he goes on a hunt he eats a block of cheese & crackers. Force down as much as you can hit the road.

I gave it a shot. It works very well. Its like pouring a yard of concrete into your stomach.

Just give yourself an hour or so when its time to pour in a few days.

[Randy Madden]

I have a buddy that had to go one morning while I was putting out duck decoys. He took FOREVER! I just thought he was making me do all the work. When he got back he informed me that he'd had the squirts and he didn't realize his wallet fell out when he dropped trou, it was a tri fold wallet and sure enough it flipped open when it hit the ground and he painted it brown!
I ain't never laughed so hard!!

[salth2o]

ya'll need this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBhsySvR_Mc

Those guys are great!

I usually wake up an extra 30 minutes early to make sure I have time to TCOB.

[bloodstick]

Looks like im late to the party.
I havent laughed this hard in a while. Some of these stories are killers.

I used to have this problem, but i just take care of business before leaving. Once my feet hit the floor out of bed, i usually have to go. If not, coffee takes care of the rest.