<silence> my dad doesent speak much, and it may be minutes after you have asked a question before you get your answer.
Slow to speak. I do it to and it drives my wife nuts
Slow to speak. I do it to and it drives my wife nuts
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I should've rolled over and shot you on the wall.Comment
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Now that is stuff my real dad says.Originally posted by Arrowslinger1 View Post
He always told my I was high class. Cause he strained me through a silk tie. Couldn't find a condom
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If you're going to be a CAT... Be a WILD ONE!!!Comment
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When I was a kid (and I've never heard my dad say a curse word):
"Dad, what's wrong?"
"That d a m n woman!"
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"Me and you are fixing to go round and round boy" I still slip that one out on my son from time to time.Comment
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"Oh Im sorry, you keep mistaking me for someone who gives a ****"
LOL, all in good fun though.Comment
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You can hope in one hand and s@#t in the other. See which one filled up first
She wants me for my body
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"Son, it's OK to fight for a woman if she is being mistreated by another man, but don't you ever fight over one"
"If I find out you started a fight it's gonna be your a** when you get home. Now if someone starts a fight with you, you better finish it."
After long trips it never failed, we would pull up in the drive way he would put the truck in park and say "Home again, Home again, jiggety-jog"Comment
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"Don't let your mouth overload your [rear end.]"Comment
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Never let a man get the drop on you, always throw the first punch and don't stop punching till its over! As a 100lb freshman in high school, it was the best advice I was ever given.Comment
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"Boy, I'm about to jerk a knot in your tail"Comment
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My dad wasn't around, so I'll quote my Grandfather who provided that structure for me. Apparently, I was always really slow, so he would tell me, "Boy, you could run all day long and never outrun your shadow." I miss him a lot.Comment
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