Quote your Dad

[Pistol]

In of this weekend's Father's Day- list your favorite Dad quotes!

My dad always told me "any job worth doing is worth doing well" and
"to survive in the river, you've got to be tough"

[scoutman]

He says people are over-rated but never met a deer he didn't like, lol.

[curtintex]

"I've done so much, with so little, for so long, I can do the impossible with nothing."

"People don't do what you EXpect....they do what you INspect."

[Rack Ranch]

What in the cornbread hell is going on....round here

[ETX_REAPER]

"Stress can kill you, challenges can invigorate you. The only difference is how you choose to view the situation."

[Dustinb09]

Poor people got poor ways. And welcome to the nogotti ranch we nogotti chit

[jerp]

As a scatter-brained kid I heard this often:
"Use your head for something besides a hat rack, boy!"

Whenever someone asked him if he had a pocketknife on him he'd say:
"I'm wearing pants, aren't I?"

I never heard him curse even once.

[TX_Hoghunter]

"What your mother does not know will not hurt me"

-john

[breederbuck33]

My favorite one from when I was a kid... Well its my favorite now, I used to HATE IT. I was 20 something before I learned that he really didn't keep up with my stuff lol.

ME: Dad do you know where my _______________ is? (OR) Dad have you seen my __________?

Dad: Ain't my *****! (OR) I don't keep up with your *****!

[muddyfuzzy]

"don't force it"........................and I always do................and end up tearing something up!

[LiftAndShoot]

Dad: "Life is good."
Dad: "$%@# 'em if they can't take a joke.."
Dad: "Get my #&%^, we goin'."

Dad was a colorful guy..

[gonehuntin68]

Worthless as tits on a boar hog
Six of one, half dozen of the other

[asttbe]

As a scatter-brained kid I heard this often:
"Use your head for something besides a hat rack, boy!"

Whenever someone asked him if he had a pocketknife on him he'd say:
"I'm wearing pants, aren't I?"

I never heard him curse even once.

LOL I still say both of those. But I have been known to curse a little


Something my step dad always said that I use all the time

"There is no need to worry about the things you can't control"

"Hate is a very strong word, only use it when you mean it"

My real dad's quotes were a lot less inspiring

[Boss Buck]

Every year is hard than the one before... So true today!!! Dads been in been the lord 30years this August... Boy how his words ring true some days!!!

[hoghunter69]

dad never did like to wait, he always told me "early is on time, on time is late and late is unacceptable" ive passed this along to my kids and ive heard them say at least once a month when they are waiting for one of there friends to show up