Pick up lines

[BonesandArrow]

If you have already made eye contact from across the room. Buy two shots and hold one behind your back. Walk up and say I have a thing for you. If she says I do to hand her the shot and say I was just talking about this shot. The bar smoothness of this will make her laugh and your in. If she has a boyfriend or man and you get turned down at least you will have an extra shot for yourself to ease the pain.

[texan4ut]

Do you know what it feels like to pxx real bad? Yes would you reach over here and see if I have too go

[Tx625]

I'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight!

lol

[Dustinb09]

Him: Would you like a drink
Her: I have a boyfriend
Him: Well i have a math test
Her: SO?
Him: I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on

[Smithwr]

Invite her to the ole #6 dance!

[txoutdoorsman24]

I send them a DM axing if they wanna come over for Netflix and chill.

I bet no one over 27 gets this. I know what you mean.

[BowOnly81]

I have seen a buddy do this several times.

Walk up to a lady and say, "I am not hitting on your or anything but you caught my eye. I just wanted to come over and say how beautiful I thought you were"! He turns and walks away.........and just waits. They either stop him right there or they end up coming to talk to him a bit later.

I've done that quit a few times and has worked too.

And the chloroform one was hilarious!!!!

[BowOnly81]

Are you looking for a Stud? Cause I got the STD.....all I need is U.

O.....M.....G, Chew!!! Coffee just went everywhere! Never heard that one. That's horrible.

[Chew]

O.....M.....G, Chew!!! Coffee just went everywhere! Never heard that one. That's horrible.

Yeah....the success rate on that one isn't real promising. Works best on chicks with tattoos, a cigarette, and an ankle monitoring bracelet.

[BowOnly81]

"I'm sorry but I've got to ask...do you work for UPS?"

"No, why?"

"Well because I swear I saw you checking out my package earlier"

Lmao!!!!! Y'all got some good ones on here!

[jbarr]

There are 8 planets in the universe, and only 7 after I destroy Uranus.
Just read that off a website and actually laughed out loud.

[Graysonhogs]

I bet no one over 50 gets this. I know what you mean.

fify

Im 46 and I getz it.

[Traildust]

Did you just hit F5.......cause that azz is refreshing!