Pick up lines

[HoustonHunter]

I'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight!

[rjet]

My best was always Hi cousin.
Worked every year at our family reunion.

[Neck]

I send them a DM axing if they wanna come over for Netflix and chill.

[Hamshire]

How much for 1 hour? Followed by: Ok, how much for 3 minutes.

[Chad74]

Guy: Looks like you have some redneck in you!!
Girl : no I don't
Guy: well would you like some

[Moose]

"I'm sorry but I've got to ask...do you work for UPS?"

"No, why?"

"Well because I swear I saw you checking out my package earlier"

[klepdo]

It worked when we went to South Padre Island many years ago for spring break. We would wet our fingers and rub thier bathing suite and say lets go back to my room so we can get out of these wet clothes.

[AgHntr10]

Do you have a big ugly boyfriend?

No.

You want one???

Best one so far!

[DEG]

My favorite was."nice arse, git in the truck"

[trophy8]

You remind me of my pinky toe

"How?"

Cuz I'm probably gonna ________ you on my coffee table later tonight.

[Colton]

I can't do mine

Some great ones though!

[Saltyag15]

I'm no weatherman but you can expect a few inches tonight!

Bahahahaha

[Pullersboy]

That's so wrong.

But so funny at the same time!

[newbieG]

One a good friend of mine use to use all the time.

Him: hey do you have a boyfriend?

Her: Yes!

Him: that's alright we all make mistakes sometimes, can I buy you beer?


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[Brute Killer]

are you looking for a stud? Cause i got the std.....all i need is u.

lol!